Dan Szumilas
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MorGod would destroy RizGod with one M&M. #Survivor49
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Jeff: “I’ve never heard such a quiet response to the end of a challenge.”

I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A PROMPT. #Survivor49
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Snake bite elimination >>> White Locust elimination. #Survivor49
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Jeff heard an alpha male was bitten by a snake and RAN to the base camp to suck the venom out himself. #Survivor49
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The way that someone who hid people’s shoes could’ve avoided a snake bite on the bottom of his foot by wearing shoes. You can’t script reality. #Survivor49
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Jake from #Survivor49: “I got bit by a snake on Day 6!”
Morgan from #BB27: “Well, I got called a snake on Day 3!”
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Teleport me to the timeline where Pikmin Baby-Sitters Club is an actual game.
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Finished Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter! What a delightful fun adventure UNTIL THAT INSANE PLOT TWIST CLIFFHANGER ENDING OMGGGGG. I knew it was a trilogy but DAMN. Can’t wait for the Second Chapter remake!
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In one episode, we had FOUR references to unhealthy mother-daughter dynamics. The Real Housewives of Mommy Issues. #RHOSLC
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Muzzy is a Monster sounds like a scary picture book for kids but it’s reality. #RHOSLC
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Amy (Utah Socialite) regrets every moment she’s around these women. #RHOSLC
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Good morning, I’m screaming at a blurry Pikmin running behind a baby.
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Fox Mask from Silent Hill f exploding in popularity is validation for my childhood obsession with Robin Hood fox. I was ahead of the trend. 🙂‍↕️🦊
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Sounds like a certain fascist organization. #TrailsInTheSky
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Moomin directed by Rebecca Sugar will make life worth living.
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The Emmy voting committee when Allison Grodner submits the White Locust episode for their consideration. #BB27
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Made it through a forced stealth section in a video game without raging! GROWTH.
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Just watched Psychic Vision: Jaganrei! It’s one of the earliest found footage horror films from 1988. I loved it, any creepy mystery that’s solved with the help of a mysterious VHS or cassette tape is CINEMA.
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Currently reading: The Neverending Book by Naoki Matayoshi and Shinsuke Yoshitake, translated by Kendall Heitzman. A king obsessed with books sends two men out on a journey to come back with stories of strange books to share with him. #BookSky #JapaneseLit
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Even he was weirded TF out. #TrailsInTheSky
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Just learned the main actor from The Blair Witch Project changed her first name to Rei and now I’m imagining Rei Hino screaming at Usagi in the middle of the woods.
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Father Vixen is the cuntiest name for a priest ever. 💅 #TrailsInTheSky
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Here’s Hikaru Utada imitating a Vocaloid to brighten your day.
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My ideal breakfast is watching a fifty minute conversation between Hikaru Utada and Kenshi Yonezu.
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Currently reading: The Three Crabs by Minako Ōba, translated by Lisa Hofmann-Kuroda. A short story following a housewife dealing with friend group tension during a party in 1960s America. #BookSky #JapaneseLit #WomenInTranslation