Dan Coyote
@dantecoyote.bsky.social
I hate all your terms for everything I am.
Whilst you're visiting, take a look through some old posts, why don't you.
Will block AI slop.
Whilst you're visiting, take a look through some old posts, why don't you.
Will block AI slop.
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Dan Coyote
@dantecoyote.bsky.social
· Oct 26
Surprised I haven't already posted this @b3ta.com contribution. One of the lost images used the same technique as this to create something truly horrifyic. More in the alt text.
Watching PBS America in a hotel.
Stories of ships being sunk during the second world war. There will be a comment about people 'thinking they'd survived the attack before realising they are faced with an icy doom'.
Cut to jaunty tune of the sponsors going into the break.
Stories of ships being sunk during the second world war. There will be a comment about people 'thinking they'd survived the attack before realising they are faced with an icy doom'.
Cut to jaunty tune of the sponsors going into the break.
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Watching PBS America in a hotel.
Stories of ships being sunk during the second world war. There will be a comment about people 'thinking they'd survived the attack before realising they are faced with an icy doom'.
Cut to jaunty tune of the sponsors going into the break.
Stories of ships being sunk during the second world war. There will be a comment about people 'thinking they'd survived the attack before realising they are faced with an icy doom'.
Cut to jaunty tune of the sponsors going into the break.
Solar power is simply cutting out the middleman from fossil fuel.
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Solar power is simply cutting out the middleman from fossil fuel.
forbidden word? you mean like the true name for bears?
how very vulgar
how very vulgar
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
forbidden word? you mean like the true name for bears?
how very vulgar
how very vulgar
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Real 🇬🇧Patriots don't eat Oreos.
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Real 🇬🇧Patriots don't eat Oreos.
Used to be that money was power, then democracy came along. To ensure the rich still got what they wanted they needed the numbers. How do you get large swathes of people to vote in your interest? Own the media they consume.
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Used to be that money was power, then democracy came along. To ensure the rich still got what they wanted they needed the numbers. How do you get large swathes of people to vote in your interest? Own the media they consume.
Really enjoying the new series of Celebrity Traitors.
Nathan Gill is out, but will the others spot that Farage is also a traitor?
#CelebrityTraitors
Nathan Gill is out, but will the others spot that Farage is also a traitor?
#CelebrityTraitors
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Really enjoying the new series of Celebrity Traitors.
Nathan Gill is out, but will the others spot that Farage is also a traitor?
#CelebrityTraitors
Nathan Gill is out, but will the others spot that Farage is also a traitor?
#CelebrityTraitors
A reminder that Ronaldo is named after Ronald Reagan.
Yes, seriously.
Yes, seriously.
Donald Trump: Sues the BBC into oblivion for a mild edit to a speech
Also Donald Trump: Here’s a video of me nutmegging Cristiano Ronaldo in the Oval Office honest.
Also Donald Trump: Here’s a video of me nutmegging Cristiano Ronaldo in the Oval Office honest.
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
A reminder that Ronaldo is named after Ronald Reagan.
Yes, seriously.
Yes, seriously.
Thanks to Liz Truss I can't see an O ring necklace and not question whether it's a day collar.
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Thanks to Liz Truss I can't see an O ring necklace and not question whether it's a day collar.
Sean Connery visits the 'Hole in the Road', Castle Square, Sheffield. 1968.
#Sheffied #HoleInTheRoad #FakeSheffieldHistory
#Sheffied #HoleInTheRoad #FakeSheffieldHistory
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Sean Connery visits the 'Hole in the Road', Castle Square, Sheffield. 1968.
#Sheffied #HoleInTheRoad #FakeSheffieldHistory
#Sheffied #HoleInTheRoad #FakeSheffieldHistory
Can you believe his has more likes than, what appears to be, the original?
Good to see some Twitter behaviour persists here.
bsky.app/profile/thel...
Good to see some Twitter behaviour persists here.
bsky.app/profile/thel...
The fact that the Louvre heist didn’t take place at dawn, but at the very reasonable hour of 9:30 a.m. shows that even French jewel thieves have a better work-life balance than us.
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Can you believe his has more likes than, what appears to be, the original?
Good to see some Twitter behaviour persists here.
bsky.app/profile/thel...
Good to see some Twitter behaviour persists here.
bsky.app/profile/thel...
Reposted by Dan Coyote
Reminder: If it's snowing where you are, post with the hashtag #uksnow, the first-half of your postcode and a snow-rating out of 10 (x/10) and help draw a real-time map of where it's snowing right now on uksnowmap.com ❄️
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Reminder: If it's snowing where you are, post with the hashtag #uksnow, the first-half of your postcode and a snow-rating out of 10 (x/10) and help draw a real-time map of where it's snowing right now on uksnowmap.com ❄️
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Saw this the other day, the picture is incredible and the close up is amazing.
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Saw this the other day, the picture is incredible and the close up is amazing.
We live in a world where people need to be watched doing a jigsaw puzzle.
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We live in a world where people need to be watched doing a jigsaw puzzle.
Just learned that satellites are solar power. Why aren't they using a fossil fuel based system?
Seems like a metaphor.
Seems like a metaphor.
November 17, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Just learned that satellites are solar power. Why aren't they using a fossil fuel based system?
Seems like a metaphor.
Seems like a metaphor.
Weired: unusual thing that might happen to a river.
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Weired: unusual thing that might happen to a river.
I have this theory about the Right making deliberate mistakes. It attracts attacks that they, and their supporters, are stupid. It plays into a stereotype and hardens their supporters resolve.
It could be that Your Party is attempting the same thing, but I think it's most likely incompetence.
It could be that Your Party is attempting the same thing, but I think it's most likely incompetence.
Okay, I can't let this one go. I live in Ireland, not the UK, but the use of this image by a supposedly socialist party is so stupid and offensive, I'm going to get stuck in.
Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I have this theory about the Right making deliberate mistakes. It attracts attacks that they, and their supporters, are stupid. It plays into a stereotype and hardens their supporters resolve.
It could be that Your Party is attempting the same thing, but I think it's most likely incompetence.
It could be that Your Party is attempting the same thing, but I think it's most likely incompetence.
Thinking of leaving a warning to the octopodes to stop before developing AI.
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Thinking of leaving a warning to the octopodes to stop before developing AI.
Recently referred to two people called Chris in the same way as you would misters (ie Chrises and then their surnames) and I think it should be a thing, or more of a thing if it is already a thing.
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Recently referred to two people called Chris in the same way as you would misters (ie Chrises and then their surnames) and I think it should be a thing, or more of a thing if it is already a thing.
The amazing thing* about trump is he cosies up with people who then know all his dodgy stuff and then falls out with them.
*Not all that surprising
*Not all that surprising
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The amazing thing* about trump is he cosies up with people who then know all his dodgy stuff and then falls out with them.
*Not all that surprising
*Not all that surprising