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Me to me: What is your favorite song and why is it JaJunk by @umphreys.com

Also me: This is why
May 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Large Marge. Ran out of the theater screaming
May 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Still trying to wrap my head around this Meyers news.
May 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Breakfast in bed for the wife, a Mother’s Day tradition
May 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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My favorite shot of the night. #MorockShow #umphreys
April 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Nobody said it was easy
April 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Maybe it’a me and I’m misunderstanding you
March 22, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Doogs
March 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Great googly moogly
March 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
And I love to see the Penguins get embarrassed
I fucking hate Sydney Crosby
February 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I fucking hate Sydney Crosby
February 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Yellowjackets Season 3 started off nicely. Then Ep 3 happened. Totally insane in a great way
February 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Garfunkel wasn’t available?
February 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Dude, Umphrey’s is the best
February 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is terrible for my blood pressure
January 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Another week, another jaw dropping Lyle Thompson diving goal.
January 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Please take a moment at the end of the work week to watch this important video (with sound):
January 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Good morning, to those that celebrate
January 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What?
HOT FROSTY take a seat. This story of a woman who f*cks three sentient Christmas trees is sweeping BookTok. This. Is. Not. A. Joke. I. Promise. You.

The holiday writers this year said “literally anything except an actual man.”
December 27, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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The full moon will compromise viewing of the Gemenid meteor shower this year, but here is my best image from its peak last year. Even with the bright moonlight I have seen some nice meteors the last few nights, so my two cents: it’s still worth looking up at the sky tonight
December 14, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I just want Sue to wash her face
December 5, 2024 at 2:09 AM
When you have the bacon
November 30, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Slugworth’s offer was bullshit
November 24, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Still thinking about this ride. When Aneurysm kicked in…
Holy shit, the Jess King Nirvana ride was killer
November 23, 2024 at 3:15 AM