Although 2 Fast 2 Furious is a curious choice.

I was runner-up in Ireland's Most Humble Man, 1997.

They actually wanted to give me first prize, but I talked them out of it. There was another guy MUCH humbler than me.

If they were going to do that, they should adapt Charlie Higson's "James Bond At Eton" novels, which are really really fun YA books, and would lend themselves really well to TV adaptation, imo.

Though they should, because that's a very handsome automobile.

This can't really work economically, because the Bond movies aren't particularly profitable as films; they're clever ways to market luxury goods. Will BMW pay $20m for the 1965 Neue Klasse 2000CS,(the first vehicle to have the famous "Hofmeister Kink") to feature in the film? Probably not.

Russell Crowe is......SHIPMAN, coming Dec 12 to cinemas and Dec 19 to Netflix.

"5 stars" - EMPIRE magazine

"Crowe is magnificent" - Baz Bamigboye, Daily Express

(And, to be fair, me.)

I suppose they're bringing a product to market. "Liberal elites who perceive the world through a lens of privilege" likely describes most Guardian subscribers, too.

"With me in the studio is David Olusoga, one of Britain's leading historians and an IDIOT."

"Mr Speaker, you know the way Peter Falk had a glass eye? Does this mean that his character Columbo also had a glass eye, or does it mean his glass eye was playing the role of a real eye? Which, to be fair, all glass eyes do?"

"I don't think this speculation is good for the American people."

I'm rooting for thon Venezuelan lady. She seems nice.

If he hasn't, he will. Whether he likes it or not.

(It's "not." He WILL NOT like my nudes.)

Put she says cheers for the mensh, Uncle @seamas.bsky.social !