Dari 👽
@dariutopian.bsky.social
I’m not from this planet. I was abandoned.
29 ♍️ • Foodie • Esthetician
📍Texas
29 ♍️ • Foodie • Esthetician
📍Texas
As a man why is your woman working 40+ hours a week ..?
July 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
As a man why is your woman working 40+ hours a week ..?
I'm not arguing w/ a grown man w/ a lisp. Argue w a speech therapist.
July 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm not arguing w/ a grown man w/ a lisp. Argue w a speech therapist.
I thought we was expressing what we wanted from our celebrity crushes now he mad 😭
July 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I thought we was expressing what we wanted from our celebrity crushes now he mad 😭
And that seafood boil from Red Lobster? TRASH. Don’t even waste your money on ts
I’m so mad at my man for taking me to Red Lobster for ts he knew better. Ima have to go back tomorrow to see if they was just having a bad day cause chile..
I’m so mad at my man for taking me to Red Lobster for ts he knew better. Ima have to go back tomorrow to see if they was just having a bad day cause chile..
June 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
And that seafood boil from Red Lobster? TRASH. Don’t even waste your money on ts
I’m so mad at my man for taking me to Red Lobster for ts he knew better. Ima have to go back tomorrow to see if they was just having a bad day cause chile..
I’m so mad at my man for taking me to Red Lobster for ts he knew better. Ima have to go back tomorrow to see if they was just having a bad day cause chile..
Go ask yo man do he open his booty in the shower tell me what he say
June 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Go ask yo man do he open his booty in the shower tell me what he say
You single cause you only want a 6’+ nggas. Settle for 5’10 watch you find a man
June 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You single cause you only want a 6’+ nggas. Settle for 5’10 watch you find a man
It’s friday & im tryna get fckd til my back shot wind stink tonight✨
June 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It’s friday & im tryna get fckd til my back shot wind stink tonight✨
If you can’t manipulate him he don’t love you. LEAVE HIM it’ll never work.
June 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If you can’t manipulate him he don’t love you. LEAVE HIM it’ll never work.
Just cause we live together don’t mean you finna be fckn on me everyday tf
June 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Just cause we live together don’t mean you finna be fckn on me everyday tf
Ain’t a ngga on earth going out sadder than Offset rn 😂😂😂
June 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Ain’t a ngga on earth going out sadder than Offset rn 😂😂😂
Y’all don’t be mad when yall pay for a bbl and it’s ugly? I’d be inconsolable 😭
May 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Y’all don’t be mad when yall pay for a bbl and it’s ugly? I’d be inconsolable 😭
Yt folks will see you walking yo dog, and will speak to yo dog and not you
May 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Yt folks will see you walking yo dog, and will speak to yo dog and not you
Applesauce on cheeseburgers is crazy lock him up indefinitely
May 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Applesauce on cheeseburgers is crazy lock him up indefinitely
After being w this ngga for almost 5 years this man stands up at my cousins graduation dinner Saturday, proposes a toast and gave me a PROMISE RING
EMBARRASSED TFFF out of me in front of my whole family now he’s wondering why I haven’t spoken to him
EMBARRASSED TFFF out of me in front of my whole family now he’s wondering why I haven’t spoken to him
May 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
After being w this ngga for almost 5 years this man stands up at my cousins graduation dinner Saturday, proposes a toast and gave me a PROMISE RING
EMBARRASSED TFFF out of me in front of my whole family now he’s wondering why I haven’t spoken to him
EMBARRASSED TFFF out of me in front of my whole family now he’s wondering why I haven’t spoken to him
The fact that it’s niggas w daughters defending this Diddler is insane to me
May 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The fact that it’s niggas w daughters defending this Diddler is insane to me
I only let black folks see my receipt at Walmart ain’t stopping for nobody else
May 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I only let black folks see my receipt at Walmart ain’t stopping for nobody else
Them McDonald’s chicken strips taste like Octopus knee caps
May 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Them McDonald’s chicken strips taste like Octopus knee caps
This girl said her man dick was good so I fucked him she a lyin ass bitch 🙄
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This girl said her man dick was good so I fucked him she a lyin ass bitch 🙄
A ngga got ONE TIME to act funny while I’m pregnant and ima кιℓℓ it.
May 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
A ngga got ONE TIME to act funny while I’m pregnant and ima кιℓℓ it.
So another one of my man side chicks came out the woodwork today
This the 6th girl coming to me “as a woman” like girl I do not care what that ngga do as long as these bills paid!
She blocked me cause she couldn’t get the response she wanted from me.
This the 6th girl coming to me “as a woman” like girl I do not care what that ngga do as long as these bills paid!
She blocked me cause she couldn’t get the response she wanted from me.
April 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
So another one of my man side chicks came out the woodwork today
This the 6th girl coming to me “as a woman” like girl I do not care what that ngga do as long as these bills paid!
She blocked me cause she couldn’t get the response she wanted from me.
This the 6th girl coming to me “as a woman” like girl I do not care what that ngga do as long as these bills paid!
She blocked me cause she couldn’t get the response she wanted from me.
Getting yo clothes folded with YOU in em is crazy.
March 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Getting yo clothes folded with YOU in em is crazy.
These schools really need to ban Stanley cups. It’s too many people handing out Stanley specials on campus 😭
March 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
These schools really need to ban Stanley cups. It’s too many people handing out Stanley specials on campus 😭
Doing your twin like this in public is crazy
March 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Doing your twin like this in public is crazy
And don’t get on this app acting like Ivori didn’t whoop Mel and Lex didn’t whoop Jela
March 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
And don’t get on this app acting like Ivori didn’t whoop Mel and Lex didn’t whoop Jela