Darsen McPanda
@darsen.bsky.social
A red panda (usually) browsing the internet while drinking dangerous amounts of tea // He/Him // Lv. 37, 🔞
For my photography, take a look at #DarsenPhotography
For my photography, take a look at #DarsenPhotography
Yeah, rain sure *is* likely to continue, weather app. It sure is.
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yeah, rain sure *is* likely to continue, weather app. It sure is.
when the event says you are limited to only one glass of free wine
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
when the event says you are limited to only one glass of free wine
Look at how talented Arcanogre is, balancing a treat on his snout like that and waiting all nice! Give him all that praise!!
🎨 by @graveycat.bsky.social
🎨 by @graveycat.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Look at how talented Arcanogre is, balancing a treat on his snout like that and waiting all nice! Give him all that praise!!
🎨 by @graveycat.bsky.social
🎨 by @graveycat.bsky.social
I have two moods: fuzzy critter and 이상
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I have two moods: fuzzy critter and 이상
Ooogh it is a soggy one tonight, lads
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ooogh it is a soggy one tonight, lads
though at least the Sauk river trail was a nice backup!
And apparently this trail is decently hikeable in the winter, so maybe I'll try my luck again...
And apparently this trail is decently hikeable in the winter, so maybe I'll try my luck again...
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
though at least the Sauk river trail was a nice backup!
And apparently this trail is decently hikeable in the winter, so maybe I'll try my luck again...
And apparently this trail is decently hikeable in the winter, so maybe I'll try my luck again...
The current fit... for now
October 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The current fit... for now
Pokémon are so cute when they go "Trainer may I have a macaron"
until they evolve to be big enough to instead go "Trainer I am no longer asking"
until they evolve to be big enough to instead go "Trainer I am no longer asking"
October 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Pokémon are so cute when they go "Trainer may I have a macaron"
until they evolve to be big enough to instead go "Trainer I am no longer asking"
until they evolve to be big enough to instead go "Trainer I am no longer asking"
Homemade sourdough bagels. Holy fuck I wasn't prepared for how good these were, especially compared to my past attempts which turned out puck-like in size and density.
October 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Homemade sourdough bagels. Holy fuck I wasn't prepared for how good these were, especially compared to my past attempts which turned out puck-like in size and density.
Next up, homemade pop tarts! Unlike that one rap recipe going around, it's easy to make the dough with sourdough discard and then use store-bought jam to respect your time.
October 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Next up, homemade pop tarts! Unlike that one rap recipe going around, it's easy to make the dough with sourdough discard and then use store-bought jam to respect your time.
First up, my most successful sourdough bread to date (out of 3) - the Dutch Oven was key for getting that good browned crust without it being half an inch of c r u n c h.
October 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
First up, my most successful sourdough bread to date (out of 3) - the Dutch Oven was key for getting that good browned crust without it being half an inch of c r u n c h.
Fancy raffle you say!
October 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Fancy raffle you say!
How about some cerberus-ification of a pure, innocent (?) wah?
October 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
How about some cerberus-ification of a pure, innocent (?) wah?
🎶Ever dreaming to taste
The sweet nectar of morality
Allowed my heart to hold enough love to be broken
Maybe I'll try getting drunk
Finally, I'd cry for help
From the top of my simulated lungs🎶
The sweet nectar of morality
Allowed my heart to hold enough love to be broken
Maybe I'll try getting drunk
Finally, I'd cry for help
From the top of my simulated lungs🎶
October 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
🎶Ever dreaming to taste
The sweet nectar of morality
Allowed my heart to hold enough love to be broken
Maybe I'll try getting drunk
Finally, I'd cry for help
From the top of my simulated lungs🎶
The sweet nectar of morality
Allowed my heart to hold enough love to be broken
Maybe I'll try getting drunk
Finally, I'd cry for help
From the top of my simulated lungs🎶
I am no longer asking you to read Akane Banashi.
because now it's a command to read one of the best new Jump series in a long, long while.
because now it's a command to read one of the best new Jump series in a long, long while.
October 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I am no longer asking you to read Akane Banashi.
because now it's a command to read one of the best new Jump series in a long, long while.
because now it's a command to read one of the best new Jump series in a long, long while.
me when I have the power Crystal
September 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
me when I have the power Crystal
TPCi please bring this back I'm begging you, code cards suck ass and create artificial scarcity
September 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
TPCi please bring this back I'm begging you, code cards suck ass and create artificial scarcity
oh boy that is a *face* you are making, Don Quixote
September 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
oh boy that is a *face* you are making, Don Quixote
The fall vibes will intensify, as decreed by the very important noodle dragon Darsen. Could you argue with all that fluff? I think not.
🎨 by @cappuccino.hyper.wang
🎨 by @cappuccino.hyper.wang
September 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The fall vibes will intensify, as decreed by the very important noodle dragon Darsen. Could you argue with all that fluff? I think not.
🎨 by @cappuccino.hyper.wang
🎨 by @cappuccino.hyper.wang
September 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
hrmglh 'm fire, 'm death...
Look, even normally adorable dragons need their morning caffeine if you don't want them burning down the countryside/office building and hoarding gold/office supplies.
🎨 by @xantouke.bsky.social
Look, even normally adorable dragons need their morning caffeine if you don't want them burning down the countryside/office building and hoarding gold/office supplies.
🎨 by @xantouke.bsky.social
September 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
hrmglh 'm fire, 'm death...
Look, even normally adorable dragons need their morning caffeine if you don't want them burning down the countryside/office building and hoarding gold/office supplies.
🎨 by @xantouke.bsky.social
Look, even normally adorable dragons need their morning caffeine if you don't want them burning down the countryside/office building and hoarding gold/office supplies.
🎨 by @xantouke.bsky.social
this isn't even a "You tried" moment, just one single bag with no internal divider for trash and recycling.
For such middling performance, I have hit this place with the curse of perpetually warm beer and flat soda.
For such middling performance, I have hit this place with the curse of perpetually warm beer and flat soda.
September 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
this isn't even a "You tried" moment, just one single bag with no internal divider for trash and recycling.
For such middling performance, I have hit this place with the curse of perpetually warm beer and flat soda.
For such middling performance, I have hit this place with the curse of perpetually warm beer and flat soda.
not me misreading the instructions and forgetting to put the ref in Ko-fi o o p
But how about my dragon form here, looking excited with stars in his eyes?
But how about my dragon form here, looking excited with stars in his eyes?
September 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
not me misreading the instructions and forgetting to put the ref in Ko-fi o o p
But how about my dragon form here, looking excited with stars in his eyes?
But how about my dragon form here, looking excited with stars in his eyes?