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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 20h

I fucking lost it 💀 Whoever wrote that line is not a serious person

Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 3d

The Ed Gein series on Netflix is objectively awful, it's so fucking boring. I will thank it for one thing, the phrase "these sinful cold cuts" will live with me forever.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 9d

Aspercreme spray. Spray your feet down before you put on the heels and maybe take a little bottle with you if you're gonna be out for a long time. Drag queen taught me this and it's a fucking lifesaver.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 10d

I watched the new Superman movie, I think I like superhero movies again. I forgot that they could be fun. There was light and things actually had color this time. Can we please never go back to the desaturated nightmare again? I need James Gunn to make as many of these as DC will give him the 💵 for.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 15d

I live in the South, so I've been told the rapture or end times were coming at least once a year since I was like 10. Happy to see y'all enjoy your first one. For the next one lay out a couple outfits in the yard or somewhere to really fuck with people. It's so fun, I promise.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 15d

Wonder how long it takes people to resub to Disney+ now that Jimmy's back. Andor is done, that seemed to get most of you last time and the irony is not lost on me. Hulu got absorbed, but The Bear is too far out so it'll probably be some the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives type bullshit.

Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 16d

Hey Spotify, the new mix feature is cool and all but why does it try to overlap the songs so hard? One song ended and I was in the fucking chorus of another one?? It's a nightmare. Either let me turn that bit off or fuck this feature.

Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 18d

Man, fuck Daybreak. Shutting down THJ is the business equivalent of mean girl behavior. Some Nintendo "how dare you enjoy our games in a way that we don't like or doesn't directly benefit us, I'm gonna tell on you to my lawyer" type bullshit.

Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 19d

Finally did it btw. Yelled loud enough I scared the shit out of one of my cats. Sadly I don't think it was loud enough to scare the neighbors lol

Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 23d

Why is the Savage Beastfly the boss that's making me pull my hair out??? I feel so dumb. I get it to it's second stun pretty consistently but then it spawns the Viscous Caranids and I get fucking wrecked. My neighbors are going be able to hear me scream when I finally kill this fucking thing.

Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 20d

I really really hate being this person but Disney donated $2 million dollars to Israel and that didn't get you to boycott but now we're all on board suddenly. I promise you I'm thrilled we all got here eventually just feels like an interesting place for some of you to draw the line.

Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 21d

The American government just doesn't do cover-ups like we used to huh?

Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 21d

Why did Widow take me fewer tries? Is it me? I feel like it might be me.

Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 23d

Why is the Savage Beastfly the boss that's making me pull my hair out??? I feel so dumb. I get it to it's second stun pretty consistently but then it spawns the Viscous Caranids and I get fucking wrecked. My neighbors are going be able to hear me scream when I finally kill this fucking thing.

Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 23d

Why is the Savage Beastfly the boss that's making me pull my hair out??? I feel so dumb. I get it to it's second stun pretty consistently but then it spawns the Viscous Caranids and I get fucking wrecked. My neighbors are going be able to hear me scream when I finally kill this fucking thing.

Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 24d

If I could afford a steam deck I would just give up on Nintendo entirely and just pirate everything. They've turned into everything I hate about the gaming industry in like a year and it breaks my heart more than it probably should. Turns out hiring a guy named Bowser really was a red flag.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 24d

With all of Nintendo's recent bullshit, like announcing dlc for games that aren't even out yet and all the insane pricing they're doing I'm not even excited for the new Metroid. The first Metroid prime is top 5 for me and now I don't even care cause fuck them.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 24d

Gargle my fucking balls. He died choking on his own blood and he deserved even worse. I will piss on his grave. Or else what bitch?

Reuters @reuters.com · 26d

Charlie Kirk's allies warn Americans: Mourn him properly or else reut.rs/3JYLkkp

Charlie Kirk's allies warn Americans: Mourn him properly or else

After the fatal shooting of right-wing influencer Charlie Kirk, U.S. Republicans have a warning for Americans: Mourn him respectfully or suffer the consequences.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 25d

The only part of that Nintendo Direct I was excited for is the Fatal Frame 2 remake and that's launching on Steam anyway. Can't wait to hear about people's Switch 2's melting trying to run that or RE9. Nintendo has fully lost the plot I fear.

Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 28d

We've hit the daily tuxedo cat crackhead hours.

A tuxedo cat in a cardboard box fighting with the packing paper

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 29d

"you've won the internet today"

.....we couldn't have left that to die on 2017 reddit?

Out of all the things that could have made it over, it's that somehow. Banana for scale could have at least been fun but sure, I guess.

Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · Sep 4

Having my first cup of coffee after several days of dealing with food poisoning and I think this may be the closest thing to a religious experience I've ever had.

Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · Sep 1

3 MORE SLEEPS UNTIL SILKSONG!!!!!!

a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a hat and headphones .

ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a hat and headphones .

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Reposted by Darthbeezer🍉

Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · Aug 29

Oh I want to get put in a pokeball and rolled on the hotdog roller machine for pokeballs at the Pokémon center oooooouh

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · Aug 25

The internet will never escape the grammar/language snobs trying to prove they're smarter than everyone else. They need to go outside and learn to experience joy.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · Aug 25

English isn't really one language as much as it is 3 languages standing on top of each other in a treach coat pretending to be one language. It's so dumb sometimes.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · Aug 25

Some people pronounce it differently depending on how they use it. Like PREdate is something that comes before and they pronounce it PRAdate for predator type shit. That might be why people think you used it wrong.

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