No, they are only hot while and after eating human flesh and viscera.

I’m sorry, Father Christmas

I have NEVER forgotten how hot Daddy XXXmas is

Ian.

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Even in my youth I always thought I would rather pay the extra $10 for the non-sale price on a calmer day than deal with All That out there fighting tooth and nail for door busters. Also when you learn a store’s sale schedule you know when they are liquidating product to make room for new arrivals

Everything is always on sale now anyway, I’ve done the research trends for things I want over the years and have learned that there is almost never anything I want that is historically at its lowest price on Black Friday, so why subject myself to any of it?

Yes

Thank you for stuffing me. Thank you for being there.

I’ve decided this one is for my nephew since I’m also making one for my niece and didn’t want one to feel left out lol

He’s so different and not edgy

The worst part of televised parades for me is the banter from the hosts because like yes I understand you have to pretend to be friends and hit your contractually obligated sound bites and I just don’t care

Honestly I believe it

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Dylan. Keep on believing what big Beach that Makes You Old WANTS you to think

Like I know it is a movie but is it a far movie like The Toy Story or is it one of those docudramas like the Sydney Sweeney one about Reality Winner or the M. Night Shyamalan one about the Beach that Makes You Old?

Unrelated but I would also like to explore replacing my tv with a dumb tv to continue rejecting modernity and embracing tradition so if anyone has any leads on dumb tv manufacturers because I am too lazy to do my own research rn well that would jus be swell

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