If you use PhpStorm, their Code With Me feature might be worth a shot. Already included in the license

Hmm, I foresee faster lap times

Awesome! The blog seems to render weird for me, I'm on Chrome on Android. Can't reproduce it on desktop.

Mushroom slander

I had to double check, but with such a project; of course you are the reason we have a receipt printer at the office printing our customer service tickets. Thanks for the great idea!