David Clarke
@davidclarke76.bsky.social
Stranded on Earth. Trying to make the best of it.
I wrote a book:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G3UNVCK
Phoenix, AZ, USA
I wrote a book:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G3UNVCK
Phoenix, AZ, USA
There’s nothing wrong with an age gap.
When it’s “I’m your father / I’m your son / Let’s fvck”, GTFO and take my overflowing vomit bucket with you.
When it’s “I’m your father / I’m your son / Let’s fvck”, GTFO and take my overflowing vomit bucket with you.
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
There’s nothing wrong with an age gap.
When it’s “I’m your father / I’m your son / Let’s fvck”, GTFO and take my overflowing vomit bucket with you.
When it’s “I’m your father / I’m your son / Let’s fvck”, GTFO and take my overflowing vomit bucket with you.
If I have mutuals following this creep account, they show up at the top, right? Because I didn’t see any at the top. I scrolled for a while and still didn’t see any, but there’s thousands. I didn’t scroll to the end.
Does that mean I don’t have any mutuals following it?
Does that mean I don’t have any mutuals following it?
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If I have mutuals following this creep account, they show up at the top, right? Because I didn’t see any at the top. I scrolled for a while and still didn’t see any, but there’s thousands. I didn’t scroll to the end.
Does that mean I don’t have any mutuals following it?
Does that mean I don’t have any mutuals following it?
I got some angry DMs when I posted this:
How do we get these incest references out of gay culture?
All this father/son shit for some couples with large age gaps is barf inducing.
All this father/son shit for some couples with large age gaps is barf inducing.
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I got some angry DMs when I posted this:
It might not be anything after all.
Later I saw a nearly identical car in the same spot, but a different plate w/ no purple frame
Is the diff car a loaner from the dealership? On a Sunday, unlikely. Is it really his and he has a girlfriend w/ the same car who I haven’t seen?
Many questions remain
Later I saw a nearly identical car in the same spot, but a different plate w/ no purple frame
Is the diff car a loaner from the dealership? On a Sunday, unlikely. Is it really his and he has a girlfriend w/ the same car who I haven’t seen?
Many questions remain
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
It might not be anything after all.
Later I saw a nearly identical car in the same spot, but a different plate w/ no purple frame
Is the diff car a loaner from the dealership? On a Sunday, unlikely. Is it really his and he has a girlfriend w/ the same car who I haven’t seen?
Many questions remain
Later I saw a nearly identical car in the same spot, but a different plate w/ no purple frame
Is the diff car a loaner from the dealership? On a Sunday, unlikely. Is it really his and he has a girlfriend w/ the same car who I haven’t seen?
Many questions remain
I think it’s… a sandwich?
Let’s see what he says.
Let’s see what he says.
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I think it’s… a sandwich?
Let’s see what he says.
Let’s see what he says.
Oh they speak French there? Yeah that’s definitely a “real” place.
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oh they speak French there? Yeah that’s definitely a “real” place.
…Like, if South Northumberland was real, wouldn’t it just be Umberland?
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
…Like, if South Northumberland was real, wouldn’t it just be Umberland?
A Glasgow Kiss? What is that? It sounds like some bitter boozy drink with a pickle in it or something.
How about Smoggie? That can’t be real
And South Northumberland sounds like a joke made up by West Northumberland
Like Topeka, Kansas - a place Tulsa, Oklahoma made up to feel better about itself
How about Smoggie? That can’t be real
And South Northumberland sounds like a joke made up by West Northumberland
Like Topeka, Kansas - a place Tulsa, Oklahoma made up to feel better about itself
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A Glasgow Kiss? What is that? It sounds like some bitter boozy drink with a pickle in it or something.
How about Smoggie? That can’t be real
And South Northumberland sounds like a joke made up by West Northumberland
Like Topeka, Kansas - a place Tulsa, Oklahoma made up to feel better about itself
How about Smoggie? That can’t be real
And South Northumberland sounds like a joke made up by West Northumberland
Like Topeka, Kansas - a place Tulsa, Oklahoma made up to feel better about itself
Glaswegian and Dundonian are for sure made up. But there have to be more.
In addition to Nebraska, I’m highly skeptical of the Dakotas too. Both of them. Upper and Lower or whatever they’re called.
In addition to Nebraska, I’m highly skeptical of the Dakotas too. Both of them. Upper and Lower or whatever they’re called.
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Glaswegian and Dundonian are for sure made up. But there have to be more.
In addition to Nebraska, I’m highly skeptical of the Dakotas too. Both of them. Upper and Lower or whatever they’re called.
In addition to Nebraska, I’m highly skeptical of the Dakotas too. Both of them. Upper and Lower or whatever they’re called.
No way all those places can be real. Some of them have to made up.
Like Nebraska.
Like Nebraska.
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
No way all those places can be real. Some of them have to made up.
Like Nebraska.
Like Nebraska.
Good advice. Thanks.
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Good advice. Thanks.
Hold on. Someone is wearing a MAGA hat… AT A DOG PARK?
The absurdity.
The absurdity.
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hold on. Someone is wearing a MAGA hat… AT A DOG PARK?
The absurdity.
The absurdity.
It’s compelling and clever enough that it’s more entertaining than re-traumatizing.
Good soundtrack too.
I brought every one of its ‘90s reference songs with me to the Army on mix tapes.
I sorted through most of my trauma ~20 years ago when writing my book. Might be harder to watch if I hadn’t.
Good soundtrack too.
I brought every one of its ‘90s reference songs with me to the Army on mix tapes.
I sorted through most of my trauma ~20 years ago when writing my book. Might be harder to watch if I hadn’t.
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It’s compelling and clever enough that it’s more entertaining than re-traumatizing.
Good soundtrack too.
I brought every one of its ‘90s reference songs with me to the Army on mix tapes.
I sorted through most of my trauma ~20 years ago when writing my book. Might be harder to watch if I hadn’t.
Good soundtrack too.
I brought every one of its ‘90s reference songs with me to the Army on mix tapes.
I sorted through most of my trauma ~20 years ago when writing my book. Might be harder to watch if I hadn’t.
…I am going to have some fucked up dreams.
If I can ever wind down enough to sleep again.
If I can ever wind down enough to sleep again.
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
…I am going to have some fucked up dreams.
If I can ever wind down enough to sleep again.
If I can ever wind down enough to sleep again.
Have you seen the script for the never-produced “E.T. 2”?
There were going to be evil ETs, the same ET species, chasing down and trying to kill our beloved E.T.
Elliot was going to kill them.
There were going to be evil ETs, the same ET species, chasing down and trying to kill our beloved E.T.
Elliot was going to kill them.
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Have you seen the script for the never-produced “E.T. 2”?
There were going to be evil ETs, the same ET species, chasing down and trying to kill our beloved E.T.
Elliot was going to kill them.
There were going to be evil ETs, the same ET species, chasing down and trying to kill our beloved E.T.
Elliot was going to kill them.
That’s really good advice. Thank you.
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
That’s really good advice. Thank you.
I usually do type it that way.
Shitposting typo hazards.
Shitposting typo hazards.
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I usually do type it that way.
Shitposting typo hazards.
Shitposting typo hazards.