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David Smith
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The E is for Excitement
Yep, clocked that as an ad break strategy before I was done reading the headline. Games are going to be two and a half hours long…
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Can’t decide between MASTER R6KSN and “the long walk from the table to the family room”
December 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Im an articulated bus expert and I can tell you that articulated buses only do this when they are VERY STRESSED. It isn’t cute or funny; there was probably a pack of roving Vespas nearby.
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Banana, Rice, Applesauce, Toast.

The classic “I’m in charge here, digestive tract” quartet.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Reposted by David Smith
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November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
That’s the most grateful looking cat I’ve ever seen.

It’s a weird look on a cat.
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
They ARE begging to be battered and deep fried though. I mean, I can’t believe no one has.
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Ya dancer! After a 10,011 day pause we’ve got a World Cup game to look forward to again!

Oh no.
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Whatever take your time, Ref.
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Did the ref swallow his whistle. Fucking blow it before we do!
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM