It's my goal that, one day in the not-too-distant future, authors will be scammed by someone claiming to be me.

The physics that explains why I gain weight when I work from home.

Did she also get sent to prison for creating shareholder value?

Thank you for the kind words about my story.

Why I'm glad Second Amendment rights don't apply to pets.

The latter always tells me that they fall all the time and they don't need care and they're correct until the last call from a friend or neighborwhen I'm doing a wellness check.

I can't remember the last time I tried to coerce a healthy person into an ambulance for a ride which makes absolutely no difference for my income. I do recall dozens of calls from folks with repeated falls due to serious health issues who have me help them up and then refuse medical care. #emt