David Vienna
@davidvienna.com
Screenwriter, author, pasta enthusiast, co-founder of Ridiculous Danger, co-creator of two teens.
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A guy at the hotel gym was quietly counting off reps and I heard him whisper, “two… three… seven…”
I feel you, bro. I feel you.
I feel you, bro. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
A guy at the hotel gym was quietly counting off reps and I heard him whisper, “two… three… seven…”
I feel you, bro. I feel you.
I feel you, bro. I feel you.
Let’s set aside that Olivia Nuzzi has no ethics (journalistic or otherwise) and that RFK Jr. is a fucking wackadoo destroying our healthcare. Personally, as a former journalist and current author, it pisses me off that Nuzzi got paid so well for being such an epically shitty writer.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Let’s set aside that Olivia Nuzzi has no ethics (journalistic or otherwise) and that RFK Jr. is a fucking wackadoo destroying our healthcare. Personally, as a former journalist and current author, it pisses me off that Nuzzi got paid so well for being such an epically shitty writer.
Doing my part to save the planet. I just turned off motion smoothing on our hotel room TV.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Doing my part to save the planet. I just turned off motion smoothing on our hotel room TV.
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I don't know if I'd mess with Mark Kelly. He's got an identical twin, so they can really get you with all the hijinks
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I don't know if I'd mess with Mark Kelly. He's got an identical twin, so they can really get you with all the hijinks
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love...
A dark period coming-of-age movie that will leave you thinking maybe life actually is out to destroy you.
A dark period coming-of-age movie that will leave you thinking maybe life actually is out to destroy you.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love...
A dark period coming-of-age movie that will leave you thinking maybe life actually is out to destroy you.
A dark period coming-of-age movie that will leave you thinking maybe life actually is out to destroy you.
Not gonna lie. Until about a week ago, I thought Labubu was a brand of yoga clothes or some shit like that.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Not gonna lie. Until about a week ago, I thought Labubu was a brand of yoga clothes or some shit like that.
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Just a reminder you can troll DT for possibly blowing ‘bubba’ without bringing up Monica Lewinsky. You’re not being clever, you’re losing the plot and showing your misogyny.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Just a reminder you can troll DT for possibly blowing ‘bubba’ without bringing up Monica Lewinsky. You’re not being clever, you’re losing the plot and showing your misogyny.
Comment from the Tumblrs on a post in which I pose that the "Bubba" mentioned in that Epstein email maybe, possibly, perhaps could be Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Comment from the Tumblrs on a post in which I pose that the "Bubba" mentioned in that Epstein email maybe, possibly, perhaps could be Clinton.
Nixon: I’ve committed the worst crime by a president in American history.
Trump: Hold my windowless van.
Trump: Hold my windowless van.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Nixon: I’ve committed the worst crime by a president in American history.
Trump: Hold my windowless van.
Trump: Hold my windowless van.
Tune into MSNBC's "The Last Word" tonight to see Lawrence O'Donnell's grin spread so wide the top of his head falls off.
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Tune into MSNBC's "The Last Word" tonight to see Lawrence O'Donnell's grin spread so wide the top of his head falls off.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Welp, that didn't work.
Fuck, I hope legacy Dems heard Mamdani’s speech. Not just listened, but heard.
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Welp, that didn't work.
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Hey, hey, this premiered tonight on Apple TV. My husband and a whole lotta friends of mine spent the last few years making it. It’s very good. You should check it out.
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Hey, hey, this premiered tonight on Apple TV. My husband and a whole lotta friends of mine spent the last few years making it. It’s very good. You should check it out.
Dangerous confession: I find THE GODFATHER insufferably boring.
Dangerous confession: I don’t like THE GOONIES or the original CADDYSHACK.
Dangerous confession: I don't really like BACK TO THE FUTURE that much.
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Dangerous confession: I find THE GODFATHER insufferably boring.
You know what Sandwich Guy’s acquittal means? Anytime you see an ICE agent…
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You know what Sandwich Guy’s acquittal means? Anytime you see an ICE agent…
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FUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUU
BREAKING: US Supreme Court allows Trump's passport policy targeting transgender people
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November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
FUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUU
This is the approximate amount of ibuprofen Trump will need to ease the pain of the massive spanking he got from yesterday’s election.
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is the approximate amount of ibuprofen Trump will need to ease the pain of the massive spanking he got from yesterday’s election.
To quote Mamdani: Turn. The volume. Up.
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 AM
To quote Mamdani: Turn. The volume. Up.
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Raise a glass to freedom! 🍻
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Raise a glass to freedom! 🍻
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We should do this more often.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
We should do this more often.
Fuck, I hope legacy Dems heard Mamdani’s speech. Not just listened, but heard.
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Fuck, I hope legacy Dems heard Mamdani’s speech. Not just listened, but heard.