I don’t mean to be “that guy,” but I was the one who kept the hurricanes away… Well, me and all of my trans and immigrant friends did it with giant fans powered by fentanyl and abortions.

This is like if a human centipede had just one person and their mouth was sewn to their own asshole.

With hard work, I think you could up those numbers.

One of my kids is DEEPLY into Demon Slayer and convinced us that we should see Infinity Castle and, if we liked it, watch the various previous arcs as a prequel and HE WAS NOT WRONG.

But there’s no button to like the stars.

This happened when Germany was defeated in WWII. Suddenly, not a Hitler supporter to be found. Weird, huh? 🤷🏻

Maybe if he just came out of the closet, he wouldn’t be so stressed.

Right? Like,why is this even being debated.

This is the visual equivalent of saying, “It’s actually pronounced ’jif.’”

Unless this was the reporter, he'd better shut the fuck up.

The what now?

Again and again, Trump shows he does not know how to play the long game. The House is going to vote to release the files anyway, so this allows him to claim it was his idea while crossing his fingers the Senate will stop it. This isn’t 3D chess or even checkers, it’s tiddlywinks.

“Hey, ChatGPT, how do I human?”