Starfleet Intelligence Meme Analyst
@daxarian.bsky.social
Autistic, sci fi nerd, horror fan, liberal democracy enjoyer. He/they.
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Biden: hey so I put out close to every major Trump fire and things have been good nationwide for 4 years
"TRAITOR. TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITH YOU"
Mamdani: hey so I haven't been sworn in but Trump called me cool and I kept ICE from raiding NYC for like 4 days
"KING SHIT, KING OF THE LEFT FOREVER"
"TRAITOR. TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITH YOU"
Mamdani: hey so I haven't been sworn in but Trump called me cool and I kept ICE from raiding NYC for like 4 days
"KING SHIT, KING OF THE LEFT FOREVER"
I get what you're saying here but the mainstream Democratic party is capable of getting us reprieves that last 4 or even 8 years, and that's routinely shit upon as a failure to meet the bare minimum. Mamdani smiles in the oval office for a reprieve of 4 to 8 *days* and gets called a chessmaster.
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Biden: hey so I put out close to every major Trump fire and things have been good nationwide for 4 years
"TRAITOR. TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITH YOU"
Mamdani: hey so I haven't been sworn in but Trump called me cool and I kept ICE from raiding NYC for like 4 days
"KING SHIT, KING OF THE LEFT FOREVER"
"TRAITOR. TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITH YOU"
Mamdani: hey so I haven't been sworn in but Trump called me cool and I kept ICE from raiding NYC for like 4 days
"KING SHIT, KING OF THE LEFT FOREVER"
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Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
Plus like… maybe this is the autism talking but there probably aren’t three quadrillion gallons of water on Earth.
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Plus like… maybe this is the autism talking but there probably aren’t three quadrillion gallons of water on Earth.
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This should be on a plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty.
Ate at a Thai/Jewish fusion food truck named L'Thaim and it was fantastic. Curry latkes.
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This should be on a plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty.
Green Day
Amon Amarth
Sabaton
Flogging Molly
Kings of Leon
Amon Amarth
Sabaton
Flogging Molly
Kings of Leon
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to:
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
Depeche Mode
Devo
Kim Deal
X
GWAR
Depeche Mode
Devo
Kim Deal
X
GWAR
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Green Day
Amon Amarth
Sabaton
Flogging Molly
Kings of Leon
Amon Amarth
Sabaton
Flogging Molly
Kings of Leon
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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I don't know how sizeable the demographic of "I don't care who I support I just want to punish the people who brought us to this" is but one Dem candidate has to try "make them pay" as a campaign slogan for 2027-8. See how far it takes them. At the very least they'll have my vote.
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I don't know how sizeable the demographic of "I don't care who I support I just want to punish the people who brought us to this" is but one Dem candidate has to try "make them pay" as a campaign slogan for 2027-8. See how far it takes them. At the very least they'll have my vote.
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So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
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The future is multicultural, queer social democratic sci-fi-esque abundance, and you're gonna love it, even if you're up in your fee fees about it for stupid reasons now
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The future is multicultural, queer social democratic sci-fi-esque abundance, and you're gonna love it, even if you're up in your fee fees about it for stupid reasons now
With all the Mass Effect posting I’ve done lately, maybe I should just be Alliance Intelligence Meme Analyst. Lol.
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
With all the Mass Effect posting I’ve done lately, maybe I should just be Alliance Intelligence Meme Analyst. Lol.
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gonna once again reiterate my position that my, or anyone else's, intrinsic characteristics (be they gender, sex, race, LGBT, whatever) are not somehow invalid because they hold different views on politics, the economy, [social] justice, etc than you do. Its very strange some of you disagree!
this kind of "throw every random social justice accusation at the wall and see what sticks" approach actually just discredits social justice. come on. let's do better
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
gonna once again reiterate my position that my, or anyone else's, intrinsic characteristics (be they gender, sex, race, LGBT, whatever) are not somehow invalid because they hold different views on politics, the economy, [social] justice, etc than you do. Its very strange some of you disagree!
Inspired: MCP stands for Master Control Program.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Inspired: MCP stands for Master Control Program.
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Bolsanaro's covid symptoms are getting stranger and stranger.
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Bolsanaro's covid symptoms are getting stranger and stranger.
As for what’s good about Mass Effect: Andromeda? I like the aesthetic, first of all. Ryder’s starting armor is cooler looking than Shepard’s drab N7 gear and the Tempest is the exact spaceship I’d want if God decided They wanted to reward me with a working spaceship for some reason.
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
As for what’s good about Mass Effect: Andromeda? I like the aesthetic, first of all. Ryder’s starting armor is cooler looking than Shepard’s drab N7 gear and the Tempest is the exact spaceship I’d want if God decided They wanted to reward me with a working spaceship for some reason.
Your morning hot take: After having been patched many times, Mass Effect: Andromeda is good, actually. All the problems that detracted from its good bones seem to me like they might’ve derived from a fraught development cycle.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Your morning hot take: After having been patched many times, Mass Effect: Andromeda is good, actually. All the problems that detracted from its good bones seem to me like they might’ve derived from a fraught development cycle.
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I’ve said it before: I’m going to laugh like hell when Biden outlives Trump. Laugh like hell.
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I’ve said it before: I’m going to laugh like hell when Biden outlives Trump. Laugh like hell.
I…um…what?! This person understands that if we did it his way, no one could make coffee in the morning, much less build something as fantastically complex as a solar farm, yes?
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I…um…what?! This person understands that if we did it his way, no one could make coffee in the morning, much less build something as fantastically complex as a solar farm, yes?
It’s gonna be so funny when we build our way out of climate change.
"You can't build your way out of climate change any more than you can drill your way out"
Politifact says: false!!
Politifact says: false!!
Anti-solar NIMBYs aren't beating the accusations of being pretty dim bulbs. "Extracting from the sky" is a good one
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It’s gonna be so funny when we build our way out of climate change.
My orders are presumed to be the enchiladas supreme platter with rice and beans.
My orders are presumed to be "waffles".
My orders are presumed to be awful.
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My orders are presumed to be the enchiladas supreme platter with rice and beans.
Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure, Charlie Brown.
Get off my plane, Charlie Brown
Mein gott, I can walk, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure, Charlie Brown.
The very idea of “too many books” is heresy of the highest order. 😜
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The very idea of “too many books” is heresy of the highest order. 😜
We’ve put multiple living avatars of Oppositional Defiant Disorder in charge of our government. “The libs don’t like forever chemicals?” Fuck em! Into the water they go!”
Unreal: "The EPA is moving forward with approvals for pesticides containing 'forever chemicals' as an active ingredient... The agency also announced plans to relax a rule requiring companies to report products containing PFAS and has proposed weakening drinking water standards for the chemicals."
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We’ve put multiple living avatars of Oppositional Defiant Disorder in charge of our government. “The libs don’t like forever chemicals?” Fuck em! Into the water they go!”
Also like… these people like to paint themselves as Serious Environmentalists. But if the climate crisis is as acute as they say it is, then Serious Environmentalism is going to have to abandon the model of conservation that says no green project can go forward if a single wasp nest is disturbed.
This Bolsonaro body-double son of a bitch said this about a god damn sheep ranch next to race tracks.
It is one of the richest biodiversity habitats in California, home to many endangered species. Admit it. You care more about jobs than the environment.
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Also like… these people like to paint themselves as Serious Environmentalists. But if the climate crisis is as acute as they say it is, then Serious Environmentalism is going to have to abandon the model of conservation that says no green project can go forward if a single wasp nest is disturbed.
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If you don't want to kick trans people out of bathrooms and sports to triangulate with 0.1% of voters in North Carolina OR demolish trans rights by electing Republicans because the Dems aren't sufficiently pro Palestine, you just might be a Liberal!
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
If you don't want to kick trans people out of bathrooms and sports to triangulate with 0.1% of voters in North Carolina OR demolish trans rights by electing Republicans because the Dems aren't sufficiently pro Palestine, you just might be a Liberal!