DB Mittens
@dbmittens.bsky.social
Progressive gay married atheist plant-based person. Sanctimonious with pure intentions. Sausage dog keeper, secret piano player.
Stop feeding the morbidly rich!
Stop feeding the morbidly rich!
Am I the only one concerned about the effects of massive doses of narcotics on sea life?
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Am I the only one concerned about the effects of massive doses of narcotics on sea life?
Also, why is Trump looking at Australia's retirement system? He should be looking at their health care system. It's probably the most adaptable system out there for the US.
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Also, why is Trump looking at Australia's retirement system? He should be looking at their health care system. It's probably the most adaptable system out there for the US.
It would be just like a corporation to have the tariffs it paid refunded and keep the income from prices raised to cover the tariffs.
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It would be just like a corporation to have the tariffs it paid refunded and keep the income from prices raised to cover the tariffs.
Americans are so distraught that they'll vote for Democrats.
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Americans are so distraught that they'll vote for Democrats.
Is there a cat-sized dog that will sit in my lap and purr and bury its poop in a box? Cats don't fare well in this neighborhood.
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Is there a cat-sized dog that will sit in my lap and purr and bury its poop in a box? Cats don't fare well in this neighborhood.
I don't go to Costco between Thanksgiving and New Years, but maybe this year I'll make an exception.
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I don't go to Costco between Thanksgiving and New Years, but maybe this year I'll make an exception.
Yeah, I think Merrick Garland's might be the most significant failure of the past 50 years
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Yeah, I think Merrick Garland's might be the most significant failure of the past 50 years
After two weeks of BritBox, I conclude that being British is generally painful, and they get some kind of relief by documenting and sharing their pain.
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
After two weeks of BritBox, I conclude that being British is generally painful, and they get some kind of relief by documenting and sharing their pain.
Been meaning to ask my husband why the bottle of olives in the frig has no juice in it. I'm sure there was juice in it when I bought it.
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Been meaning to ask my husband why the bottle of olives in the frig has no juice in it. I'm sure there was juice in it when I bought it.
Three days and nights away from the bidet. Nevermore.
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Three days and nights away from the bidet. Nevermore.
Laura Loomer is a creature of alien origin.
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Laura Loomer is a creature of alien origin.
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Dear motherfucking democrats: when the president calls for a member of congress to be executed, I expect you to bring articles of impeachment, not send a fundraising email.
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Dear motherfucking democrats: when the president calls for a member of congress to be executed, I expect you to bring articles of impeachment, not send a fundraising email.
I actually got a Christmas gift order put on indefinite hold by Canadian customs. Much thanks to the economy fucker in chief.
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I actually got a Christmas gift order put on indefinite hold by Canadian customs. Much thanks to the economy fucker in chief.
My essential health care is free because I'm an American.
Why the hell wouldn't we want to be able to say that? Everyone else can say it.
Why the hell wouldn't we want to be able to say that? Everyone else can say it.
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My essential health care is free because I'm an American.
Why the hell wouldn't we want to be able to say that? Everyone else can say it.
Why the hell wouldn't we want to be able to say that? Everyone else can say it.
A tiny kitten tried to run across the street when we were stopped at the light at Wm Cannon and 290. It got hit and dragged itself back to the median. I'm so upset that I couldn't get to it to help.
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
A tiny kitten tried to run across the street when we were stopped at the light at Wm Cannon and 290. It got hit and dragged itself back to the median. I'm so upset that I couldn't get to it to help.
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This has got a good beat to it.
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
This has got a good beat to it.
I'd rather shout back, "STFU lard ass!"
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'd rather shout back, "STFU lard ass!"
There must be someone who could leak the Epstein files and put an end to this prolonged constipation.
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There must be someone who could leak the Epstein files and put an end to this prolonged constipation.
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The president of the most powerful nation on Earth is so terrified of the tales that an imprisoned sex trafficker can tell that he plies her with a comfort puppy and custom meals and is holding out the prospect of a pardon.
77 million people voted for this.
77 million people voted for this.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The president of the most powerful nation on Earth is so terrified of the tales that an imprisoned sex trafficker can tell that he plies her with a comfort puppy and custom meals and is holding out the prospect of a pardon.
77 million people voted for this.
77 million people voted for this.
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Imagine if America's smartest engineers and techies were devoting their brain power to things that would really help humanity.
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Imagine if America's smartest engineers and techies were devoting their brain power to things that would really help humanity.
Retirement. Practice on the grand piano for 2 hours, or nap for 2 hours and practice on the digital piano all fukn night.
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Retirement. Practice on the grand piano for 2 hours, or nap for 2 hours and practice on the digital piano all fukn night.
So, Mike Johnson, you delayed until you can delay no more. What's your plan now?
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
So, Mike Johnson, you delayed until you can delay no more. What's your plan now?
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New Yorker Tuesday Nov 11 2025
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
New Yorker Tuesday Nov 11 2025