dave
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What’s snake in The Gruffalo afraid of? All he knows is that the thing’s eyes are orange, his tongue is black, and he has purple prickles all over his back. Sounds like a guy with jaundice and skin tags
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
What’s snake in The Gruffalo afraid of? All he knows is that the thing’s eyes are orange, his tongue is black, and he has purple prickles all over his back. Sounds like a guy with jaundice and skin tags
The first time I saw the title Pluribus I thought it was “Plurbius” which is funnier sounding.
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The first time I saw the title Pluribus I thought it was “Plurbius” which is funnier sounding.
Shout out the Portland science museum playing Polar Opposites, Modest Mouse’s ode to alcoholism, on the cafeteria Muzak
October 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Shout out the Portland science museum playing Polar Opposites, Modest Mouse’s ode to alcoholism, on the cafeteria Muzak
T w o base balls
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
T w o base balls
CARTOON/SNARF.GIF
October 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
CARTOON/SNARF.GIF
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“my favorite baseball team is doing better than they ever have before“
“that must be wonderful”
“It’s the worst thing thats ever happened to me”
“that must be wonderful”
“It’s the worst thing thats ever happened to me”
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
“my favorite baseball team is doing better than they ever have before“
“that must be wonderful”
“It’s the worst thing thats ever happened to me”
“that must be wonderful”
“It’s the worst thing thats ever happened to me”
the mariners will lose tonight and tomorrow to punish me for the amount of hope I feel right now
October 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
the mariners will lose tonight and tomorrow to punish me for the amount of hope I feel right now
Renaming my son Cal Raleigh
October 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Renaming my son Cal Raleigh
Boschman Begins
MGM+ brings you ‘Bosch: Start of Watch,’ a prequel series about Harry Bosch’s first days on the LAPD. Cameron Monaghan stars as the Bosch Baby.
They’re Young Sheldon–ing Bosch
MGM+ brings you ‘Bosch: Start of Watch,’ a prequel series about Harry Bosch’s first days on the LAPD. Cameron Monaghan stars as the Bosch Baby.
www.vulture.com
October 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Boschman Begins
The Toronto Blue Jays are frauds?
October 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Toronto Blue Jays are frauds?
New to the sport. Are they allowed to score in extra innings, or
October 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
New to the sport. Are they allowed to score in extra innings, or
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Top of the 12th
October 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Top of the 12th
The Seattle Baseball Mariners
October 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The Seattle Baseball Mariners
You can get CBC on basic cable in Seattle, so mariners count as Canadian for these purposes
Canada should get it this year. America doesn't deserve the big baseball trophy
October 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You can get CBC on basic cable in Seattle, so mariners count as Canadian for these purposes
Red Dead Redemption 2 is a good game if you want to watch a guy kind of respond to the controls
❗️HATER CHECKPOINT❗️
you have reached the hater checkpoint. please respond with the worst games on this wikipedia page. i’m going for a nap and won’t be checking the replies for at least a few hours:
you have reached the hater checkpoint. please respond with the worst games on this wikipedia page. i’m going for a nap and won’t be checking the replies for at least a few hours:
List of video games considered the best - Wikipedia
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June 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Red Dead Redemption 2 is a good game if you want to watch a guy kind of respond to the controls
I saw Chris Pratt on a ferry to San Juan Island and said “oh shit is that Chris Pratt” loud enough that he heard me. Basically the same thing happened beat for beat with Macklemore at that record store near the Chase on Broadway
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I saw Chris Pratt on a ferry to San Juan Island and said “oh shit is that Chris Pratt” loud enough that he heard me. Basically the same thing happened beat for beat with Macklemore at that record store near the Chase on Broadway
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i was born in seattle and i will be deep in the cold cold ground before i recognize the "oklahoma city thunder"
I’m rooting for OKC. They are the model for how to do it as a small market team. At one point, I thought the Pelicans could be heading down that track. Was I wrong
May 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i was born in seattle and i will be deep in the cold cold ground before i recognize the "oklahoma city thunder"
A few years ago I could’ve tweeted this with the caption “many of you” and gotten a dependable 8 likes. You could set your watch to that. Now, on Bluesky? 0-2 at most. Much to ponder
April 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
A few years ago I could’ve tweeted this with the caption “many of you” and gotten a dependable 8 likes. You could set your watch to that. Now, on Bluesky? 0-2 at most. Much to ponder
Not to Zevon-post, but “if California slides into the ocean/like the mystics and statistics say it will/I predict this hotel will be standing/until I pay my bill” is one of the lyrics of all time
covid taught me they will have us working like normal til the heat death of the universe
It’s so weird how we’re all just working like this is still a normal country.
April 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Not to Zevon-post, but “if California slides into the ocean/like the mystics and statistics say it will/I predict this hotel will be standing/until I pay my bill” is one of the lyrics of all time