thrilled to announce that my $70,000 worth of student loan debt has finally matured into $100,000 worth of student loan debt. i never knew this day would come but i am so, so blessed. 🤲
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
thrilled to announce that my $70,000 worth of student loan debt has finally matured into $100,000 worth of student loan debt. i never knew this day would come but i am so, so blessed. 🤲
leaving vegas wondering if any of the big casinos have a sensory break room 😇
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
leaving vegas wondering if any of the big casinos have a sensory break room 😇
wait i can’t tell from the six thousand breathless emails ive already gotten today, does black friday start now???
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
wait i can’t tell from the six thousand breathless emails ive already gotten today, does black friday start now???
my favorite part of a hallmark christmas movie is the ten minutes of exposition at the beginning where the characters look into the camera and explain to us who everyone is, what their jobs are, and what their relationships are to each other so they can get to the cute stuff.
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
my favorite part of a hallmark christmas movie is the ten minutes of exposition at the beginning where the characters look into the camera and explain to us who everyone is, what their jobs are, and what their relationships are to each other so they can get to the cute stuff.
i’m a city girl for life, i bet you don’t get a car of men shouting “fuck you bitch” to a woman for pushing the crosswalk buttons and then legally crossing in a small town! and then shouting back “there’s a crosswalk!” while they peel off down a street with a 30mph speed limit. i love it personally.
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i’m a city girl for life, i bet you don’t get a car of men shouting “fuck you bitch” to a woman for pushing the crosswalk buttons and then legally crossing in a small town! and then shouting back “there’s a crosswalk!” while they peel off down a street with a 30mph speed limit. i love it personally.
i love when actors host SNL
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
i love when actors host SNL
i love pizza lucé but the cling wrap they put around their desserts always smells like pizza and it makes the desserts taste like pizza and this is my 13th reason why
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
i love pizza lucé but the cling wrap they put around their desserts always smells like pizza and it makes the desserts taste like pizza and this is my 13th reason why
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Me and the other labubus were talking and we think your apartment is too depressing to justify coming to life at night
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Me and the other labubus were talking and we think your apartment is too depressing to justify coming to life at night
i thought brandi carlile was frankie grande from a distance on SNL just now, god help me 😭
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i thought brandi carlile was frankie grande from a distance on SNL just now, god help me 😭
when a reel has a caption that says “you’ve been doing [XYZ] wrong 😱” and shows some insane other way to do it, like yeah i’m a fuckin idiot and i do a lot of things wrong [the normal way everyone does it and has for years] this is an old lady post
October 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
when a reel has a caption that says “you’ve been doing [XYZ] wrong 😱” and shows some insane other way to do it, like yeah i’m a fuckin idiot and i do a lot of things wrong [the normal way everyone does it and has for years] this is an old lady post
sabrina carpenter saying “fuck” on SNL multiple times, good for her she deserves it 🙏🏻
October 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
sabrina carpenter saying “fuck” on SNL multiple times, good for her she deserves it 🙏🏻
cryin at the ed gein show when his mom is finally nice to him bc im goin thru some stuff 😭🤘
October 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
cryin at the ed gein show when his mom is finally nice to him bc im goin thru some stuff 😭🤘
ryan murphy is a menace, this ed gein show is completely tacky! why am i four episodes in!!! they keep showing charlie hunnam naked??????????
October 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
ryan murphy is a menace, this ed gein show is completely tacky! why am i four episodes in!!! they keep showing charlie hunnam naked??????????
having ed gein be sexy in “monster: the ed gein story” is insane. like why does he have abs 😩 the true crime girlies are gonna be gagging for this one
October 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
having ed gein be sexy in “monster: the ed gein story” is insane. like why does he have abs 😩 the true crime girlies are gonna be gagging for this one
logging on to post about things i don’t like 😤 the important information the world is begging for
October 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
logging on to post about things i don’t like 😤 the important information the world is begging for
been off work for two weeks now which has given me a ton of time to
focus on my other job: talking about taylor swift
focus on my other job: talking about taylor swift
October 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
been off work for two weeks now which has given me a ton of time to
focus on my other job: talking about taylor swift
focus on my other job: talking about taylor swift
why did big brother think it was a good idea to have the BB mastermind assassinate zingbot in the street and then have the public assist in helping to identify him as the head of household challenge this week, that seems really fucking stupid right??? #bigbrother
September 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
why did big brother think it was a good idea to have the BB mastermind assassinate zingbot in the street and then have the public assist in helping to identify him as the head of household challenge this week, that seems really fucking stupid right??? #bigbrother
refraining from asking my husband if he is mad at me as a birthday present to him
September 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
refraining from asking my husband if he is mad at me as a birthday present to him
refraining from asking my husband if he is mad at me as a birthday present to him
September 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
refraining from asking my husband if he is mad at me as a birthday present to him
told my husband robert redford was really “more of a director” and ladies he is boiling
September 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
told my husband robert redford was really “more of a director” and ladies he is boiling
if i was nate bargatze the “are you mad at me”s would be flowing freely baby. i would be thinking all the famous ppl were so mad at me for making their fun party less cool and enjoyable for them and id be texting all of them like “hey r u mad @ me abt emmys?????🥺🥺”
September 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
if i was nate bargatze the “are you mad at me”s would be flowing freely baby. i would be thinking all the famous ppl were so mad at me for making their fun party less cool and enjoyable for them and id be texting all of them like “hey r u mad @ me abt emmys?????🥺🥺”
boy i don’t feel like this emmys charity pot bit is going well at all 🫣
September 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
boy i don’t feel like this emmys charity pot bit is going well at all 🫣
jake gyllenhaal jump scare within ten minutes of the start of the emmy’s 😰
September 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
jake gyllenhaal jump scare within ten minutes of the start of the emmy’s 😰
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The @mngenrefilmexpo.bsky.social just added student passes! Get yours here: mngfe.eventive.org/passes/buy
Please repost if you see this, y'all - we've got an amazing festival and need help getting the word out.
Please repost if you see this, y'all - we've got an amazing festival and need help getting the word out.
September 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The @mngenrefilmexpo.bsky.social just added student passes! Get yours here: mngfe.eventive.org/passes/buy
Please repost if you see this, y'all - we've got an amazing festival and need help getting the word out.
Please repost if you see this, y'all - we've got an amazing festival and need help getting the word out.
Reposted by bajingo megadoodoo
2015: “oh no, it’s the dystopian future where everyone is playing dumb hypnotic games on their little screen.”
2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”
2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”
September 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
2015: “oh no, it’s the dystopian future where everyone is playing dumb hypnotic games on their little screen.”
2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”
2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”