He wasn't as bad on Sunday, but it's crazy how he's become a parody of himself.

Smo-fried always looks like it's gone horribly wrong, but then you cut it open and it's always perfect.

I every year I go from "oh crap, this is the year I ruined it" to "holy shit I'm a genius"

Ah, I did a whole one once. 36 hours straight, I put broth in the bag with it.

It still came out dry 😑

Now I do a brine, about 2 hours in the smoker until it's 130°, and then fry it up to 155. It's amazing if you're crazy enough do all that lol

My wife just did a 20 minute explainer to my work team about FSA, but she still pretends it's all free money.

That's girl math baby!

I guess if you're doing Thanksgiving at noon it would make sense

What time are you eating? I've never woke up that early to cook a bird.

Pecan is elite with a cup of coffee in the morning 🤤

I had completely forgotten about Dana Loesch, that great luminary that represents where I am as an American.

I like to set it up next to where I store all my full propane tanks in case I run out mid fry.

My friends that have special diets just make their own food and bring it over, because it's not actually supposed to be about the food.

They're all grifters, she'll move onto some media grift somewhere.

It's so funny that the first screenshot she shared is someone saying "she's said a lot of stuff that sounds good, but i don't know!" and that's her proof that the left is letting MTG off the hook somehow lol

Most of my experience in CA is in OC, and the smell is "car exhaust".

I will say, I've been up in Gilroy at the wrong time of the year and whatever is going on up there should be a crime.