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you gotta offer a Tums if they're swallowing too close to bed
December 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
you gotta offer a Tums if they're swallowing too close to bed
I gotta post some fast food takes:
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I gotta post some fast food takes:
your pornhub wrapped just dropped and said your average view time was 00:03:46
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
your pornhub wrapped just dropped and said your average view time was 00:03:46
David Byrne is the David Lynch of music
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
David Byrne is the David Lynch of music
i have no sex drive, and I must cream (or whatever harlan ellison said)
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i have no sex drive, and I must cream (or whatever harlan ellison said)
they've started playing regular commercials in the movie theater interspersed with movie and theatre-related ads, and it's making me want to never go to the movie theater ever again
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
they've started playing regular commercials in the movie theater interspersed with movie and theatre-related ads, and it's making me want to never go to the movie theater ever again
using my inside voice at the family table: please pass the gravy
using my inner voice at the family table: I'm probably never going to retire, so I should probably just do whatever job makes me happy
using my inner voice at the family table: I'm probably never going to retire, so I should probably just do whatever job makes me happy
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
using my inside voice at the family table: please pass the gravy
using my inner voice at the family table: I'm probably never going to retire, so I should probably just do whatever job makes me happy
using my inner voice at the family table: I'm probably never going to retire, so I should probably just do whatever job makes me happy
*putting my ear to the floor* the dryer is done
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
*putting my ear to the floor* the dryer is done
Me: "would you still love me if I were a worm?"
Drill Sergeant: "YOU ARE A WORM, MAGGOT"
(we kiss)
Drill Sergeant: "YOU ARE A WORM, MAGGOT"
(we kiss)
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Me: "would you still love me if I were a worm?"
Drill Sergeant: "YOU ARE A WORM, MAGGOT"
(we kiss)
Drill Sergeant: "YOU ARE A WORM, MAGGOT"
(we kiss)
Buffalo buffalo sauce Buffalo buffalo sauce buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo sauce.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Buffalo buffalo sauce Buffalo buffalo sauce buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo sauce.
Crash Course History: Intro to Blood Sport
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Crash Course History: Intro to Blood Sport
is a vibrator with a replaceable tampon head a bad idea or am i a fuckin' genius
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
is a vibrator with a replaceable tampon head a bad idea or am i a fuckin' genius
be runnin' up that hill
on all fours like a dog
with no problems
on all fours like a dog
with no problems
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
be runnin' up that hill
on all fours like a dog
with no problems
on all fours like a dog
with no problems
"That's what I love about these wages, man. I get older, they stay the same rate."
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"That's what I love about these wages, man. I get older, they stay the same rate."
having an identity crisis in the character creation screen
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
having an identity crisis in the character creation screen
tame impala's out here making soft listening music for dirtbags and bloodsuckers bless
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
tame impala's out here making soft listening music for dirtbags and bloodsuckers bless
local scammer running out of people with positive net worths to scam
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
local scammer running out of people with positive net worths to scam
not to be a misogynist, but I feel bad for men
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
not to be a misogynist, but I feel bad for men
fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on you again! quit foolin' me! >:(
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on you again! quit foolin' me! >:(
I.C.E. is sort of like if the Stanford Prison Experiment was done to all of us by the President of the United States
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I.C.E. is sort of like if the Stanford Prison Experiment was done to all of us by the President of the United States
um, yeah, you could say I keep up with my protein alright <day 17 of dino chicken nuggies for lunch>
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
um, yeah, you could say I keep up with my protein alright <day 17 of dino chicken nuggies for lunch>
living in Texas is being told at least once a year that, "now's the time to buy a gun"
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
living in Texas is being told at least once a year that, "now's the time to buy a gun"
I just got a new 15 month planner, so basically my entire life is different now and I am also different now
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I just got a new 15 month planner, so basically my entire life is different now and I am also different now
I'm so spill-prone that it feels like Chekhov's open water bottle every time I set one down
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm so spill-prone that it feels like Chekhov's open water bottle every time I set one down
so glad NY found enough self respect to fight for the service top they deserve
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
so glad NY found enough self respect to fight for the service top they deserve