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Derek (Not Derrick)
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A little short for a stormtrooper. A little tall for a hobbit.

I like sports and I don't care who knows.

🎙️ https://open.spotify.com/show/0GYjNkxSgOZcAUWx92JqbJ?si=45f585eede47414f
Abdul Carter: Porn? That’s a nude egg I won from my game. I’m not in trouble at all.
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The Cardinals, Saints, Raiders, and Titans have joined the Giants as teams eliminated from playoff contention.
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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The last time the 49ers won in Cleveland was one year and 5 days after the Demogorgon took Will Byers.
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Welp...
As fun as the Colts have been this year, I think they're in real danger of missing the playoffs.

All of their remaining games are against teams with winning records: Texans, Jags, Seahawks, 49ers, Jags, Texans.
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
You’re starting a new NFL franchise today, who do you want a QB?

Shedeur Sanders

Or

Air Bud
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I knew there was a good game happening today involving the Alma Mater current QB1 for the Minnesota Vikings but I was having trouble finding it.
BIG RUN FOR SOUTH DAKOTA STATE! DON'T ASK ME HOW MANY YARDS BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE THE YARDMARKERS THE DUE TO THE SNOW!!
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ohio State is a 10.5 point road favorite against Michigan today.

Ohio State didn’t even score 10.5 points at home against Michigan last year.
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The last time the 49ers won in Cleveland was one year and 5 days after the Demogorgon took Will Byers.
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Killing Eagles like this is a federal crime.
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I would like to know a lot more about these Vince Vaughn/Owen Wilson sleepovers.
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Getting my Christmas shopping done by just selecting every link that comes up during this Amazon prime football game.
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Tony Romo voice mood board
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Everyone needs to know about this cat that looks like Chiefs head coach Andy Reid:
youtube.com/shorts/oZW0m...
This Cat Looks Like Andy Reid #andyreid #cat #football
YouTube video by Derek Likes Sports
youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sorry, the Cowboys can’t make that play because it’s sunny in their dome.
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If Tom Brady was walking around my house talking non-stop, I’d probably want to spend more time at jiu jitsu too.
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If Tom Brady comes within six feet of gravy he breaks out in hives.
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’m glad the entire country is being forced to reckon with just how bad at this Tom Brady is.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Idea: A baseball Hall of Fame that actually inducts the best players in baseball history.

Crazy, I know.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
As fun as the Colts have been this year, I think they're in real danger of missing the playoffs.

All of their remaining games are against teams with winning records: Texans, Jags, Seahawks, 49ers, Jags, Texans.
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It just occurred to me that Brock Purdy and Bryce Young were technically taken with back to back picks in the NFL Draft.
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I think Jorge may have mistaken this “Baseball Hall of Fame” ballot to be a “Name Some Guys” ballot, in which case, hell yeah put Omar Vizquel in.
Ballot #1 in the 2026 Hall of Fame voting cycle is from Jorge Morejón. Andruw Jones receives the first net gained vote of the cycle. Jones finished last year 8.8% shy of election. Morejón's column: www.martinoticias.com/a/opini%C3%B...

In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I, and everyone reading this, had more yards in the 2nd half yesterday than the Minnesota Vikings did.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The way they always call it "the blue medical tent" suggests the existence of medical tents that are other colors.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What Matthew Stafford is doing right now is unfathomable.

In his last 7 games he has 25 TDs and 0 INTs.

On the season he just threw his 30th TD, which is the fourth time in his career he has thrown 30 TD passes.

He still has 6.5 games left this season.
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM