Derek Wood
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Derek Wood
@derekdwood.bsky.social
Professional genealogist, erstwhile professional thespian. Otherwise unprofessional. 🦮☕️⚽️ #COYS
https://www.flickr.com/photos/justderek/albums
Los Angeles, CA
OMFG. As a former professional theater person I can only remember the way we got to the theater early before EVERY PERFORMANCE for fight call, lift call, fall call, call for anything even the slightest bit physically hazardous, because this is a fucking workplace and nothing is more impt than safety
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
No, there’s no excuse, I’m just uncool
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hi, I’m Derek. I haven’t been to 5 concerts that would seem cool enough to put on social media 😐
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Tim!
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Post a movie where you are from
a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch and says `` and stanford ... '' .
Alt: Andrew Garfield from THE SOCIAL NETWORK saying, “Stanford. It’s time for the to see this in Palo Alto.”
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
They’re due, then #COYS
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The thing is, he really did use 100% of his processing power to come up with this elementary school-level idea
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM