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"Uh...Haven't actually read that far...I kinda passed out"
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
"Uh...Haven't actually read that far...I kinda passed out"
Bag man
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Bag man
Last week, Der Trump pardoned nursing home magnate Joseph Schwartz, convicted of a $38 million Medicaid & employment tax fraud. That pardon was arranged by 2 lobbyists, themselves convicted of fraud over a telecoms scheme to dissuade minority voters from participating in the 2020 election.
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Last week, Der Trump pardoned nursing home magnate Joseph Schwartz, convicted of a $38 million Medicaid & employment tax fraud. That pardon was arranged by 2 lobbyists, themselves convicted of fraud over a telecoms scheme to dissuade minority voters from participating in the 2020 election.
Pistachios ok?
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Pistachios ok?
What is a charlie hurt, and should she be working while wounded?
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
What is a charlie hurt, and should she be working while wounded?
Last week, Der Trump pardoned nursing home magnate Joseph Schwartz, convicted of a $38 million Medicaid & employment tax fraud. That pardon was arranged by 2 lobbyists, themselves convicted of fraud over a telecoms scheme to discourage minority voters from participating in the 2020 election.
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Last week, Der Trump pardoned nursing home magnate Joseph Schwartz, convicted of a $38 million Medicaid & employment tax fraud. That pardon was arranged by 2 lobbyists, themselves convicted of fraud over a telecoms scheme to discourage minority voters from participating in the 2020 election.
Last week, Der Trump pardoned nursing home magnate Joseph Schwartz, convicted of a $38 million Medicaid & employment tax fraud. That pardon was arranged by 2 lobbyists, themselves convicted of fraud over a telecoms scheme to discourage minority voters from participating in the 2020 election.
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Last week, Der Trump pardoned nursing home magnate Joseph Schwartz, convicted of a $38 million Medicaid & employment tax fraud. That pardon was arranged by 2 lobbyists, themselves convicted of fraud over a telecoms scheme to discourage minority voters from participating in the 2020 election.
It's unlikely that he recognizes the names of other countries as being the names of other countries.
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It's unlikely that he recognizes the names of other countries as being the names of other countries.
This comes about 3 1/2 months after Russia sentenced Elisashvili to 6 years imprisonment (in absentia) for purportedly have gone to Ukraine at the beginning of Russia's 2022 attack & having fought in the defense of Irpin (outside of Kyiv) for one month.
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This comes about 3 1/2 months after Russia sentenced Elisashvili to 6 years imprisonment (in absentia) for purportedly have gone to Ukraine at the beginning of Russia's 2022 attack & having fought in the defense of Irpin (outside of Kyiv) for one month.
She should've asked him to spell it
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
She should've asked him to spell it
Finite existence (mortality)
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Finite existence (mortality)
Nobody believes Smirk Pissant.
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Nobody believes Smirk Pissant.
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November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
KOOLSCHRANK PRESS
has introduced its exclusive line of
FINE ART PRINTS
available here:
koolschrankpress.com/art/fine-art...
has introduced its exclusive line of
FINE ART PRINTS
available here:
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He has other plans. Quite contradictory ones.
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
He has other plans. Quite contradictory ones.
Thank you for your tesler to this madness!
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Thank you for your tesler to this madness!
Thank you for your tesler to this madness!
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Thank you for your tesler to this madness!
Thank you for your tesler to this madness
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Thank you for your tesler to this madness
No Thanksgiving song?
"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm beggin' of you, please don't take my ham"
"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm beggin' of you, please don't take my ham"
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
No Thanksgiving song?
"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm beggin' of you, please don't take my ham"
"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm beggin' of you, please don't take my ham"
from 2022:
derkoolschrank.com/joseph-stali...
derkoolschrank.com/joseph-stali...
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
from 2022:
derkoolschrank.com/joseph-stali...
derkoolschrank.com/joseph-stali...
Oh well...what the hell
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Oh well...what the hell