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Deruweid
@deruweid.bsky.social
I'm this guy, you know?

I am a cryptographic technologies engineer, living and playing in Northern VA.

I am a member of Generation X, poke us at your own risk.

I use he / him / his.

Confused about who I am politically. Latent Republican who votes IND.
If you look at the doormats in some of these scenes, you can see that they either spell the word wrong, or it looks like it's givberish. So I think these are at least AI-assisted if not AI-generated.

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They tried to steal the package and got invited to the color festival 🤯😱👀 After the Knock.." Ep 39 #aftertheknock #goviral #trending #caughtoncamera #doorcam
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December 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
rest easy bryon.
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December 7, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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@seansamis.bsky.social thank you for sharing this . For those stupid idiot morons , On May 29. 2018; when Trump was President🤪🤪🤪
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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And why would ANY of US be surprised when the ASSHOLES in the White House break laws, behave unethically, do shitty things. It is and always will be (until prison) their norm.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I know he’s the Almighty and knows that I’m full of shit, but it’s worth a try.
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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The Casablanca Cinematic Universe is going to become a thing now, huh?
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I’ve never seen the two of them together in the same room before. Just say’n.
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Trump says that price of beef is down. The receipt from my last trip to the grocery store says it is up. For busy shoppers, it can be hard to know who to trust.
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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When your spouse is the social one, and decides she doesn't want to go to a social obligation/event because she's tired from her marathon walk, it's important to modulate your response carefully: supportive but not to obviously enthusiastic and relieved
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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When everyone knows it's probably Grandpa's last Christmas so everyone makes a big deal about him
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM