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PerpendicularPotato

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Mid 30s Artist/Writer woken from decade long slumber by gay pirates FanFic: https://archiveofourown.org/users/PerpendicularPotato/works Art: https://www.tumblr.com/perpendicularpotatoes

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PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 2d

Slightly belated #OFMDKinktober2025 contribution for Days 3 & 5:

"Just A Classical (Sex) Dream"
archiveofourown.org/works/71789721

Weaponizing Greek mythology to fulfill the prompts:
- Gangbang
- Yiffing
- Cock/Prostate milking (sorta)
- Ravishment Fantasy

#Gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfanfic

Just A Classical (Sex) Dream
Summary:
PerpendicularPotato
Stede has been switching up storytime by reading the crew some ancient Greek myths-
they might be a litle risqué at times, but, if he dares to say so himself, it has been a rousing
success!
There are, as it turns out, some rather unexpected consequences.
Stede used his other hand to gently but ruthlessly pull the pillow away, revealing Ed's
lovely face--so very flushed with embarrassment and arousal, brows stormy with
wounded dignity and lips bitten red and pushed out in a clear pout.
Stede easily lobbed the pillow to the foot end of the bed, far out of reach.
"Hey!"
He ignored Ed's protest and instead leaned in closer, pushing his own body flush with
Ed's, lips almost brushing his ear when he continued speaking : "They were chasing
you, Edward, weren't they?"
Combining Kinktober prompts from
Day 3: Gangbang, Yiffing, Cock/Prostate milking (sorta)
Day 5: Ravishment Fantasy

Rating:
Archive Warning:
Category:
Fandom:
Explit
No Archive Warnings Apply
M/M
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationships:
Blackbeard |Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard|Edward
Teach/Satyrs (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
Characters:
Blackbeard |Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet
Additional Tags:
Gangbang Fantasy, Fauns & Satyrs, Technically furry, Forest Nymph
Blackbeard | Edward Teach, rape/ravishment fantasies,
Predator/Prey Themes, easing and Edging, Mild Humiliation,
Prostate Milking (sorta), Bratty Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Soft
Dom Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach,
Embarrassment, Hair-pulling, Nymph Shaming, indignantly
inteogating the gender politics of the fantasy while activelyhard
about it, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Sub Blackbeard | Edward Teach,
Established Kink
Language:
Collections:
English
OFMD Kinktober 2025

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PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 5d

"Am I a bond girl now?" 😳

PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 5d

Has it been a long time?

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PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 8d

My WIP for Day 20's Size Difference & Feminization includes some bonus Cockwarming—perfect for both #WIPWednesday and Day 1 of #OFMDKinktober!

Love how that worked out 😌

Here's a snippet of my #WeeBeard fic—only 2 tag uses so far and this'd be the first not to be part of an orgy

#ofmd #ofmdnsfw

“Ed, luv, would you mind?”

The words vaguely perforated the floaty haze of Edward’s mind. It was only once Wee John ran a hand through his hair and gave his cheek two pats that he blinked once, blinked twice and the meaning actually began sinking in.

Edward obediently pulled off the massive cock. Still mostly hidden by the desk, he quickly worked his jaw around a little—it was kind of embarrassing how much it ached even though John hadn’t even been hard—but then again, Edward had been down there for a while…

“There we go, dear, up ye pop.”

He got up from the pillow at John's feet, gave his legs a little shake and then got into position next to the desk in the captain’s quarters John had been working at—standing up straight, arms by his sides, slightly away from his torso, his bare chest just at John’s eye level.

He lifted up the center panel and held it up to Edward’s chest while making thoughtful humming noises. As John carefully adjusted the position and ran his hands across the fabric to flatten it against the skin, Edward felt himself break into gooseflesh.

There was something about the combination of delicate silk and lace brushed against his skin by Wee John’s huge rough hands (calloused from shipboard labour and needlework alike) that still got to Edward every time. He had to fight the impulse to look down and keep still instead.

“Oh, Wee John! It’s coming along exquisitely!” Stede, under no obligation to hold still, had popped his head up from behind the settee where he had been reading.

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PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 8d

But surely that changes how weird you feel about "him being your age" 😅

PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 8d

Baby, he was in his late 40s. He was 20 years older than her, remember?

PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 8d

I feel that about 'rubio'...

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PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 8d

That fic was so good!

PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 9d

Finished the #cross-stitch based on @illustoryart.bsky.social 's coloring page

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #craft #handmade

Cross-stitch in an embroidery hoop of a blue and white porcelain tea cup with gold handle and detailing with the Gentleman Pirate's flag motive of a skull flanked by a dagger and a heart. From inside the teacup waves are rising up carrying a little Revenge.
A banner is wrapped around it saying "The Gentleman Pirate" at the top and "kills with kindness" at the bottom.

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PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 13d

Ooor Ed could wear it to match Stede wearing the original suit

PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 13d

That's mine! 😃🙃🦑

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PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 16d

Thank you! 🥰 still got the Ed in the jungle one to finish. Really lovely patterns

PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 16d

No problem 😊

PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 18d

I managed to find the pattern designer: @artseamoni.bsky.social

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PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 18d

Found the Stede one!

Just like the Ed one, I finished it early this year and completely forgot to post it.

The lovely pattern/design is from @artseamoni.bsky.social

#ofmd #embroidery #ofmdfanart #StedeBonnet #craft #handmade

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PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 18d

Thank you so much 🥰🥰🥰

PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 18d

Thank you so much 💕

PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 18d

😏😏😏

PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 18d

Just posed the final chapter of "To Be Seen":
archiveofourown.org/works/676916...

Featuring the culmination of Edward’s yearning for and terror of finally being seen.

(And the promised Edward/Literal Kraken/Stede monsterfucking plus voyeurism scene.)

#ofmd #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw

Chapter 3: Seen

Summary:

There was something seriously wrong with Edward.

Now obviously, this was hardly a new realization. What had been new was Stede Bonnet’s inexplicable ability to almost make him doubt it—or at least forget for a while.

And the worst thing was, Edward had almost fallen for it!

And yet here was Edward about to fuck it all up.

And it made no sense!

Edward felt loved! Edward felt appreciated! Edward felt mother-fucking cherished!

(And yes, Edward was also getting railed well and often.)

So why the fuck had he started having the ‘dream’ again?

Zoomed in still of Edward's upper left arm. You can see the the skull-headed season 2 version of the kraken tattoo on his shoulder.
It's from the Jeff's Inn roleplay scene from the gravy basket, so the image is tinged in that otherworldly murky blue.

Rating: Explicit
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: M/M
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/The Kraken, The Kraken/Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach,
Blackbeard Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, lackbeard Edward Teach/"Calico" Jack Rackham (briefly)
Characters:
Blackbeard |Edward Teach, "Calico" Jack Rackham, Israel Hands, Stede Bonnet
Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Tattoos, Voyeurism, Monsterfucking Teratophilia, Magical Realism, Character Study, Tentacle Sex, Somnophilia, of the Telepathic Variety but still, Dubious Consent, Tentacle Bondage. Consensual Non-Consent, On The Fly Kink Negotiation, In an indirect way, Service Domming, Double Penetration in Two Holes, Anal Sex Face-Fucking, Subspace, Bottom Blackbeard Edward Teach, Sub Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Canon-Typical Drug Use, Canon-Typical suicidal ideation, Canon typical trauma responses, B|ackbeard Edward reach Has Daddy Issues, Blackbeard Edward Teach Has Abandonment Issues Blackbeard Edward Teach Has ADHD, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Has PTSD-Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, Blackbeard | Edward Teach's Kraken Era, Ccomplicated Coping Mechanisms, Dissociation, Pre-Canon., Canon Era, Post-Canon, Izzy's Blackbeard related hangups, Ye Olde Weighted Blanket

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PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 21d

Almost at my favorite part—seeing how much backstitching transforms everything 😃

Btw l used flosscross.com/designer to make a pattern out of the lineart.

Here are some progress pics:

PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · 21d

For #WIPWednesday and since I
remembered #cross-stitch exists...

I've been bummed that there aren't that many patterns for ofmd available so after discovering @illustoryart.bsky.social's lovely coloring pages (ko-fi.com/s/ad3e5de0cb) I've been coloring one in like this

#ofmdfanart #craft #handmade

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PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · Sep 6

Aww thank you 🥰

PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · Sep 5

Thank you 💕

PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · Sep 5

🥰💕

PerpendicularPotato @desastahpotato.bsky.social · Sep 5

Thank you and that really sucks 😔