John Hammond’s Big Festive Naturals 🎄👀💦
@describeaugust.bsky.social
☀︎ Auggy/Davin ☀︎ 29 ☀︎ They/he ☀︎ Midwestern cryptid ☀︎ Furry menace ☀︎ Nature nerd ☀︎ Fantasy/Sci-Fi dweeb ☀︎ Dragon kisser extraordinaire ☀︎ OC appreciator ☀︎ 🔞 ☀︎
"But first they must catch you"
🖼️: Schlimaz + Thedinosaurmann
🚫NO AI/NO NFT/NO BIGOTS🚫
"But first they must catch you"
🖼️: Schlimaz + Thedinosaurmann
🚫NO AI/NO NFT/NO BIGOTS🚫
Pinned
My Tidal Rewind!!!
I listen to A LOT of Remi Wolf and Novo Amor, two of the most POLAR OPPOSITE ARTISTS I can think of!
My whole music taste is odd. I follow the vibes. My top four artists hit these vibes JUST RIGHT
I listen to A LOT of Remi Wolf and Novo Amor, two of the most POLAR OPPOSITE ARTISTS I can think of!
My whole music taste is odd. I follow the vibes. My top four artists hit these vibes JUST RIGHT
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It doesn't have a very developed lore yet, but the initial idea is that they are a type of acid/toxic elemental dragon called mercury dragons
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It doesn't have a very developed lore yet, but the initial idea is that they are a type of acid/toxic elemental dragon called mercury dragons
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Headshots open!
Done by Friday, $35 each, 4 slots
Claim via ko-fi ko-fi.com/shlimaz/comm...
[ 💚 #commsopen | #furbuy | #furryart | #furry | #art ]
Done by Friday, $35 each, 4 slots
Claim via ko-fi ko-fi.com/shlimaz/comm...
[ 💚 #commsopen | #furbuy | #furryart | #furry | #art ]
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Headshots open!
Done by Friday, $35 each, 4 slots
Claim via ko-fi ko-fi.com/shlimaz/comm...
[ 💚 #commsopen | #furbuy | #furryart | #furry | #art ]
Done by Friday, $35 each, 4 slots
Claim via ko-fi ko-fi.com/shlimaz/comm...
[ 💚 #commsopen | #furbuy | #furryart | #furry | #art ]
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✨🧡💛☀️SUNSHINE TEDDIES✨🧡💛☀️
Soft, floppy, weighted, gigantic plush pals! Let's unlock them all!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/l...
Soft, floppy, weighted, gigantic plush pals! Let's unlock them all!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/l...
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
✨🧡💛☀️SUNSHINE TEDDIES✨🧡💛☀️
Soft, floppy, weighted, gigantic plush pals! Let's unlock them all!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/l...
Soft, floppy, weighted, gigantic plush pals! Let's unlock them all!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/l...
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Standoff
Acrylic on Board
2025
Acrylic on Board
2025
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Standoff
Acrylic on Board
2025
Acrylic on Board
2025
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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"We can't have men in women's prisons!"
Bestie you are never going to BELIEVE this, but many of the guards are cis men who have absolute control over the women prisoners' lives
"But what if we have MEN in prison and they rape the women?"
Okay so I know I just mentioned this but you're not gonna b
Bestie you are never going to BELIEVE this, but many of the guards are cis men who have absolute control over the women prisoners' lives
"But what if we have MEN in prison and they rape the women?"
Okay so I know I just mentioned this but you're not gonna b
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"We can't have men in women's prisons!"
Bestie you are never going to BELIEVE this, but many of the guards are cis men who have absolute control over the women prisoners' lives
"But what if we have MEN in prison and they rape the women?"
Okay so I know I just mentioned this but you're not gonna b
Bestie you are never going to BELIEVE this, but many of the guards are cis men who have absolute control over the women prisoners' lives
"But what if we have MEN in prison and they rape the women?"
Okay so I know I just mentioned this but you're not gonna b
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cove’s ref is done!!!!
my babiest boy…… he was long overdue for a fresh sheet 😭🩷
my babiest boy…… he was long overdue for a fresh sheet 😭🩷
December 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
cove’s ref is done!!!!
my babiest boy…… he was long overdue for a fresh sheet 😭🩷
my babiest boy…… he was long overdue for a fresh sheet 😭🩷
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"-unhappy commuters woke early Monday morning on the 8th of December to discover that their cars, all parked on _________ had been crushed in the night.
Officials are at a loss-"
Officials are at a loss-"
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"-unhappy commuters woke early Monday morning on the 8th of December to discover that their cars, all parked on _________ had been crushed in the night.
Officials are at a loss-"
Officials are at a loss-"
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Reposting more old work since I've been working on a lot of big projects at once!
My favorite Pokémon drawing, Toaster the Jolteon! 💛✨
|| #art #digitalart #illustration #fanart #pokemon #jolteon #eeveelution ||
My favorite Pokémon drawing, Toaster the Jolteon! 💛✨
|| #art #digitalart #illustration #fanart #pokemon #jolteon #eeveelution ||
September 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Reposting more old work since I've been working on a lot of big projects at once!
My favorite Pokémon drawing, Toaster the Jolteon! 💛✨
|| #art #digitalart #illustration #fanart #pokemon #jolteon #eeveelution ||
My favorite Pokémon drawing, Toaster the Jolteon! 💛✨
|| #art #digitalart #illustration #fanart #pokemon #jolteon #eeveelution ||
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got some amer going on between comm work!!!
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
got some amer going on between comm work!!!
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Beautiful Tune the serval! ❤️🧡💚 It was an absolute blast bringing this kitty to life! 😻
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Beautiful Tune the serval! ❤️🧡💚 It was an absolute blast bringing this kitty to life! 😻
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A headshot for @latigresa.bsky.social
An extra for the adopt she bought teehee
Going to make a comm post for these for 35-40 maybe? Fair price?
#sonicoc #sonicfc #sonicfancharacter #anthro #doodle #icon
An extra for the adopt she bought teehee
Going to make a comm post for these for 35-40 maybe? Fair price?
#sonicoc #sonicfc #sonicfancharacter #anthro #doodle #icon
December 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
A headshot for @latigresa.bsky.social
An extra for the adopt she bought teehee
Going to make a comm post for these for 35-40 maybe? Fair price?
#sonicoc #sonicfc #sonicfancharacter #anthro #doodle #icon
An extra for the adopt she bought teehee
Going to make a comm post for these for 35-40 maybe? Fair price?
#sonicoc #sonicfc #sonicfancharacter #anthro #doodle #icon
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Yes. Please don't be afraid to reach out and ask how I did something! I'm still learning a lot tbh, but I can help with what I've learned so far!
I strictly use cspaint, so I wouldn't be helpful with other programs sadly LOL
I strictly use cspaint, so I wouldn't be helpful with other programs sadly LOL
Share your knowledge if/when you can. Teaching other people how to do what you do doesn’t lessen your art - it just means more and better art for everyone.
I appreciate when people are willing to tell me about their brushes, how they study, etc… I want to put that back out into the world.
I appreciate when people are willing to tell me about their brushes, how they study, etc… I want to put that back out into the world.
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Yes. Please don't be afraid to reach out and ask how I did something! I'm still learning a lot tbh, but I can help with what I've learned so far!
I strictly use cspaint, so I wouldn't be helpful with other programs sadly LOL
I strictly use cspaint, so I wouldn't be helpful with other programs sadly LOL
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
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Gift art for @superkrazybones.bsky.social
Krazy CD! Only on Mega CD!
#DryBones #OC #OCArt #anime #90s #retro_anime #art
Krazy CD! Only on Mega CD!
#DryBones #OC #OCArt #anime #90s #retro_anime #art
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Gift art for @superkrazybones.bsky.social
Krazy CD! Only on Mega CD!
#DryBones #OC #OCArt #anime #90s #retro_anime #art
Krazy CD! Only on Mega CD!
#DryBones #OC #OCArt #anime #90s #retro_anime #art
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Decided to use these drawings of my oc Minerva as key poses and animate her!
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Decided to use these drawings of my oc Minerva as key poses and animate her!
First time watching The Plague Dogs tonight
Already breaking my heart
Already breaking my heart
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
First time watching The Plague Dogs tonight
Already breaking my heart
Already breaking my heart
Thank you fedex for being such a useless shipping service
Watched your delivery driver straight up just miss my house and now my package is in fucking limbo.
GEE GREAT THANKS
Watched your delivery driver straight up just miss my house and now my package is in fucking limbo.
GEE GREAT THANKS
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Thank you fedex for being such a useless shipping service
Watched your delivery driver straight up just miss my house and now my package is in fucking limbo.
GEE GREAT THANKS
Watched your delivery driver straight up just miss my house and now my package is in fucking limbo.
GEE GREAT THANKS
AWEBO!!!!!!
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
AWEBO!!!!!!
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December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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This is the energy we need from everyone
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This is the energy we need from everyone
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My first #VGenComm for @jackalyote.bsky.social! Had a lot of fun with this one. 🌿
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
My first #VGenComm for @jackalyote.bsky.social! Had a lot of fun with this one. 🌿