Neptune 🌊🔎Detective Vtuber 💙
@detectiveneptune.bsky.social
#ENVtuber 🔞/ water fairy detective, DetectiveNeptune on Twitch & YT/ I play games. I might also create things. queer 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
w for women enjoyers everywhere this week - I drew one
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
w for women enjoyers everywhere this week - I drew one
I regret to inform everyone that we lost our beloved scrunge Kat this week.
I painted a mural on his headstone. I hope he'd be pleased with it.
I painted a mural on his headstone. I hope he'd be pleased with it.
October 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I regret to inform everyone that we lost our beloved scrunge Kat this week.
I painted a mural on his headstone. I hope he'd be pleased with it.
I painted a mural on his headstone. I hope he'd be pleased with it.
you will behold my chanterelle sauce tonight
September 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
you will behold my chanterelle sauce tonight
it is delicious
August 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
it is delicious
posting this again with more confidence now that people are less likely to argue with me that itch should be given a shred of mercy because uwu smol bean company
August 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
posting this again with more confidence now that people are less likely to argue with me that itch should be given a shred of mercy because uwu smol bean company
why does he have to judge me for everything. what does he have against my delicious plate of arayes and tzatziki sauce
August 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
why does he have to judge me for everything. what does he have against my delicious plate of arayes and tzatziki sauce
the stars are cool also
July 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
the stars are cool also
sorry, folks, Nep is on vacation. Have some pics of this cat I met
July 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
sorry, folks, Nep is on vacation. Have some pics of this cat I met
I am a man with very simple and humble opinions on this
July 24, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I am a man with very simple and humble opinions on this
update: the thing I knew as a "napkin holder" is, in fact, a toast rack. The set is also incomplete (it's a breakfast set for 2), which somehow means the British get to assign me quests now
July 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
update: the thing I knew as a "napkin holder" is, in fact, a toast rack. The set is also incomplete (it's a breakfast set for 2), which somehow means the British get to assign me quests now
would any of you have ever guessed 'Marmite-themed porcelain'
July 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
would any of you have ever guessed 'Marmite-themed porcelain'
who tf writes fortune cookies like this.
'yeah, man, Stuff is going to be put inside of you. don't know what kind, but-'
'yeah, man, Stuff is going to be put inside of you. don't know what kind, but-'
July 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
who tf writes fortune cookies like this.
'yeah, man, Stuff is going to be put inside of you. don't know what kind, but-'
'yeah, man, Stuff is going to be put inside of you. don't know what kind, but-'
it was wonderful. food coma
July 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
it was wonderful. food coma
Hotpot in progress
July 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Hotpot in progress
I have been constantly yearning for spaghetti for a long time now, so I looked it up, and apparently my body is trying to self-cure my severe depression
July 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I have been constantly yearning for spaghetti for a long time now, so I looked it up, and apparently my body is trying to self-cure my severe depression
I love you
July 7, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I love you
Aria Steelwind, you're the woman ever, actually
July 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Aria Steelwind, you're the woman ever, actually
Me: oh yes, I greatly enjoy the...plot of 'Tyrion Cuthbert: Attorney of the Arcane'
The Plot:
The Plot:
July 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Me: oh yes, I greatly enjoy the...plot of 'Tyrion Cuthbert: Attorney of the Arcane'
The Plot:
The Plot:
autism aside, you cannot seriously tell me you WOULDN'T absolutely love if someone cracked open this thing and tossed you a yarn from it
June 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
autism aside, you cannot seriously tell me you WOULDN'T absolutely love if someone cracked open this thing and tossed you a yarn from it
I am sure they would. Going live in about 10 with some Honk:
www.twitch.tv/detectivenep...
www.twitch.tv/detectivenep...
May 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I am sure they would. Going live in about 10 with some Honk:
www.twitch.tv/detectivenep...
www.twitch.tv/detectivenep...
I have become utterly shit at drawing, there's no reason for an oc to agonize me this much
on the plus side, scribbled the cutest creature I have ever drawn
on the plus side, scribbled the cutest creature I have ever drawn
May 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I have become utterly shit at drawing, there's no reason for an oc to agonize me this much
on the plus side, scribbled the cutest creature I have ever drawn
on the plus side, scribbled the cutest creature I have ever drawn
consuming some balls in Vilnius
May 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
consuming some balls in Vilnius
Not my dear kissable Catholic leaping into my arms after a singular pull?!
December 10, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Not my dear kissable Catholic leaping into my arms after a singular pull?!
In 2024,Neppy got musically revaccinated
December 4, 2024 at 8:00 PM
In 2024,Neppy got musically revaccinated
Rotates them both like kebab meats
December 2, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Rotates them both like kebab meats