Neptune 🌊🔎Detective Vtuber 💙
detectiveneptune.bsky.social
Neptune 🌊🔎Detective Vtuber 💙
@detectiveneptune.bsky.social
#ENVtuber 🔞/ water fairy detective, DetectiveNeptune on Twitch & YT/ I play games. I might also create things. queer 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
w for women enjoyers everywhere this week - I drew one
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I regret to inform everyone that we lost our beloved scrunge Kat this week.

I painted a mural on his headstone. I hope he'd be pleased with it.
October 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
you will behold my chanterelle sauce tonight
September 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
it is delicious
August 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
posting this again with more confidence now that people are less likely to argue with me that itch should be given a shred of mercy because uwu smol bean company
August 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
why does he have to judge me for everything. what does he have against my delicious plate of arayes and tzatziki sauce
August 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
the stars are cool also
July 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
sorry, folks, Nep is on vacation. Have some pics of this cat I met
July 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I am a man with very simple and humble opinions on this
July 24, 2025 at 8:31 AM
update: the thing I knew as a "napkin holder" is, in fact, a toast rack. The set is also incomplete (it's a breakfast set for 2), which somehow means the British get to assign me quests now
July 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
would any of you have ever guessed 'Marmite-themed porcelain'
July 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
who tf writes fortune cookies like this.

'yeah, man, Stuff is going to be put inside of you. don't know what kind, but-'
July 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
it was wonderful. food coma
July 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hotpot in progress
July 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I have been constantly yearning for spaghetti for a long time now, so I looked it up, and apparently my body is trying to self-cure my severe depression
July 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I love you
July 7, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Aria Steelwind, you're the woman ever, actually
July 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Me: oh yes, I greatly enjoy the...plot of 'Tyrion Cuthbert: Attorney of the Arcane'
The Plot:
July 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
autism aside, you cannot seriously tell me you WOULDN'T absolutely love if someone cracked open this thing and tossed you a yarn from it
June 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I am sure they would. Going live in about 10 with some Honk:
www.twitch.tv/detectivenep...
May 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I have become utterly shit at drawing, there's no reason for an oc to agonize me this much

on the plus side, scribbled the cutest creature I have ever drawn
May 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
consuming some balls in Vilnius
May 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Not my dear kissable Catholic leaping into my arms after a singular pull?!
December 10, 2024 at 1:01 AM
In 2024,Neppy got musically revaccinated
December 4, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Rotates them both like kebab meats
December 2, 2024 at 11:22 AM