eggnog slut
@deus01.bsky.social
crushing white monster for maximum wokeness
Moving to Texas so I can get a huge house that I never spend time in because I spend 4 hours a day commuting
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Moving to Texas so I can get a huge house that I never spend time in because I spend 4 hours a day commuting
Not losing unused contribution room is a nice feature
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Not losing unused contribution room is a nice feature
Not even worth it unless you 10x it with options
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Not even worth it unless you 10x it with options
makes me grind harder
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
makes me grind harder
I heard he sings this while ploughing Charlie's wife
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I heard he sings this while ploughing Charlie's wife
why are you wasting so much table space? put that bottle closer to the edge
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
why are you wasting so much table space? put that bottle closer to the edge
bet on who the father is with a reveal during a super bowl commercial
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
bet on who the father is with a reveal during a super bowl commercial
many people are saying it though
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
many people are saying it though
Big Recipe doesn't want you enjoying delicious medium rare turkey
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Big Recipe doesn't want you enjoying delicious medium rare turkey
Seems like the stock has done great since then though
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Seems like the stock has done great since then though
getting arrested for tripping and cursing
"esti de câlice de tabarnak"
"esti de câlice de tabarnak"
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
getting arrested for tripping and cursing
"esti de câlice de tabarnak"
"esti de câlice de tabarnak"
No other option since your neighbor decided to threaten to invade you so you'd agree to help them with china
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
No other option since your neighbor decided to threaten to invade you so you'd agree to help them with china
Not sure why more places aren't doing this.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Not sure why more places aren't doing this.
banks and the occasional tech company that eventually collapses
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
banks and the occasional tech company that eventually collapses
They use organic pesticides to control weeds, they're just less effective than non-organic ones
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
They use organic pesticides to control weeds, they're just less effective than non-organic ones
President AOC breaks up all their business
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
President AOC breaks up all their business
The fed needs to cut to help the economy (stocks)
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The fed needs to cut to help the economy (stocks)
I will never use AI - says a person using their phone keyboard
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I will never use AI - says a person using their phone keyboard
No time for that, posting isn't going to do itself
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
No time for that, posting isn't going to do itself
waking up disoriented and confused as the tng instrumental plays
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
waking up disoriented and confused as the tng instrumental plays
no that usually ends up with us in the same bed
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
no that usually ends up with us in the same bed
There are only two reasons I've slept on the couch instead of with my wife:
1) fell asleep watching football
2) fell asleep watching TNG
1) fell asleep watching football
2) fell asleep watching TNG
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
There are only two reasons I've slept on the couch instead of with my wife:
1) fell asleep watching football
2) fell asleep watching TNG
1) fell asleep watching football
2) fell asleep watching TNG
I once heard someone say that they support homeschooling except that no one who wants to homeschool their kids should be allowed to
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I once heard someone say that they support homeschooling except that no one who wants to homeschool their kids should be allowed to