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Dezbot the SKREE-ONKer
@dezbot.bsky.social
Writer, poet, nerd, believer in coyotes and time as an abstract. I love Godzilla, R.E.M., cats (especially cheetahs), and the Dodgers. A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun.
Sorry, forgot the alt text. It's Engulf & Devour CEO from Mel Brooks' "Silent Movie"
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Next he'll be pleading the Vth
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Looks gold-plated, like the White House is now.
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
SO GROSS
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I love Feathers McGraw
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Bonus points for the epic blep, though!
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Was checking to see which of Dante's Circles of Hell he belongs in, and apparently politicians go to the 5th ditch of the eighth circle, where he will be boiled in tar and torn apart by hooks. Sounds about right for him.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I'm fortunate. I only have to make dessert!
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I scanned it, it worked, hello!
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Not yet, but give it time.
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Yeah, it's a little early to think about.
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Also no way I vote for him in the primary with that weak platform.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM