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JM Schott
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Sometimes sweet, often sassy, always genuine. ENFJ. Happy to have found the Patrick to my David.
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Miss Mona:
I had forgotten about the stupid aggie cum rags
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Post your favourite “The Lord of The Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I did not have “People Magazine having more journalistic integrity than more ‘serious’ print news outlets” on my 2025 Bingo card. Like, at all.
People Magazine wants to own the “Trump insult” beat.

@peoplemag.bsky.social
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November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fav one!
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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FROM UNSEEN FIRE, Book 1 of the Aven Cycle, is on sale in ebook this holiday weekend!

Historical fantasy set in an alternate ancient Rome: A trio of sisters and an ambitious senator use wit, charm, and magic to realize their dreams for the city they love.

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November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Post something random of you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

1. Sara Bareilles
2. Madonna
3. Kylie Minogue
4. Beyoncé
5. Lady Gaga
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
We’ve hit the “get rid of accounts I don’t even remember why I followed to begin with” stage of the seasonal depression early this time around…
a cartoon of a girl with the words delete delete written on the bottom
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November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Remembering that time when, in reference to a Broadway show closing, someone skeeted they were glad b/c if they weren’t doing Broadway, no one should. I wanted to clap back but realized if *my* Broadway career had peaked with The Black Crook, I’d be bitter, too.
a woman in a red dress is looking in a mirror
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November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Okay, but why did Cynthia Erivo say “Run.” with much less camp than Bryce Dallas Howard in any of the Jurassic World films?
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from my humble family home.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Yzma (finished November 1st) > Mother Gothel (finished November 26th)
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Almost done with Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, and one thing that has continually impressed me is how kind and progressive Mary is, especially for someone as (occasionally) naive as she is.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Okay, is this from a deleted scene? Because I’ve seen the film twice now and do not remember seeing her in this outfit…
a woman in a pink dress is surrounded by people in green dresses and hats
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November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Green bean casserole, hands down
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Did someone say sex cardigan?
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Drink your juice, Charlie Brown.
Forget it, Charlie Brown. It’s Chinatown.
The calla lilies are in bloom again, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
How your skeet finds me
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I genuinely, unironically, and wholeheartedly love the song “Last Christmas”.

(Same with the film.)

Just felt like getting that off my chest.
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November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM