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📍 minneapolis
📍 minneapolis
If you’re in the Twin Cities metro and you want a DELICIOUS sandwich, check out Shepherd’s Table in the Longfellow neighborhood of Minneapolis. They just opened in September!
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If you’re in the Twin Cities metro and you want a DELICIOUS sandwich, check out Shepherd’s Table in the Longfellow neighborhood of Minneapolis. They just opened in September!
Saw little white bits of detritus floating all around me on the patio at the bar and thought someone nearby had ashed their cigarette… nope.
Snowflakes!
Snowflakes!
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Saw little white bits of detritus floating all around me on the patio at the bar and thought someone nearby had ashed their cigarette… nope.
Snowflakes!
Snowflakes!
I got the sub zero. I’ve had three sips and I’m already hungover tomorrow
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I got the sub zero. I’ve had three sips and I’m already hungover tomorrow
If you see this, post and album cover with a motor vehicle on it
Salute - True Magic (Deluxe)
(If you like garage/house/dance you should listen to this album)
Salute - True Magic (Deluxe)
(If you like garage/house/dance you should listen to this album)
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If you see this, post and album cover with a motor vehicle on it
Salute - True Magic (Deluxe)
(If you like garage/house/dance you should listen to this album)
Salute - True Magic (Deluxe)
(If you like garage/house/dance you should listen to this album)
Oldest selfie in your phone
September 13, 2007! I was 21, in Milwaukee for the first time, freshly platinum’d, and putzing with my new SEVEN MEGAPIXEL digital camera!
September 13, 2007! I was 21, in Milwaukee for the first time, freshly platinum’d, and putzing with my new SEVEN MEGAPIXEL digital camera!
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oldest selfie in your phone
September 13, 2007! I was 21, in Milwaukee for the first time, freshly platinum’d, and putzing with my new SEVEN MEGAPIXEL digital camera!
September 13, 2007! I was 21, in Milwaukee for the first time, freshly platinum’d, and putzing with my new SEVEN MEGAPIXEL digital camera!
This is what I’m wearing today. A lovely Black woman stopped me at the gas station this morning to say “You know, you got a lot of swag about you”, and it caught me so off guard that I started coughing. After we both laughed I blushed and thanked her and it put a little (more) swish in my step
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is what I’m wearing today. A lovely Black woman stopped me at the gas station this morning to say “You know, you got a lot of swag about you”, and it caught me so off guard that I started coughing. After we both laughed I blushed and thanked her and it put a little (more) swish in my step
Come up to Minneapolis! It’s Fall in my neighborhood
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Come up to Minneapolis! It’s Fall in my neighborhood
When the energy drink matches the hoodie >>>
October 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
When the energy drink matches the hoodie >>>
I find a flower on the floor at work, I put it behind my ear, I don’t make the rules
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I find a flower on the floor at work, I put it behind my ear, I don’t make the rules
I took place in the tomfoolery after all 🤷🏼♂️
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I took place in the tomfoolery after all 🤷🏼♂️
This new Demi Lovato album is a fucking BOP. This song specifically though
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This new Demi Lovato album is a fucking BOP. This song specifically though
I was relegated to a couch that was too shallow for me and I slept a total of maybe 7 hours the entire weekend, but I got to take my tripod out for a spin and managed to get a handful of good pics out of the trip, so 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
October 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I was relegated to a couch that was too shallow for me and I slept a total of maybe 7 hours the entire weekend, but I got to take my tripod out for a spin and managed to get a handful of good pics out of the trip, so 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
The first time I saw one IRL I got so excited I asked a coworker to take my picture with it lol
October 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The first time I saw one IRL I got so excited I asked a coworker to take my picture with it lol
Forgot to add the pic lmao
October 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Forgot to add the pic lmao
Cabin weekend with my family and none of us have killed each other yet!
October 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Cabin weekend with my family and none of us have killed each other yet!
Greetings from Goose Lake in Spooner, WI
October 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Greetings from Goose Lake in Spooner, WI
Not real. Also, that font on her sign is a dead giveaway, because a lot of this AI garbage uses it (I’m a font freak)
October 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Not real. Also, that font on her sign is a dead giveaway, because a lot of this AI garbage uses it (I’m a font freak)
Post a picture of you and your child
October 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Post a picture of you and your child
And I’m not going home againnnnn
Tomorrow will never coooome
Tomorrow will never coooome
October 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
And I’m not going home againnnnn
Tomorrow will never coooome
Tomorrow will never coooome
I detail cars in the summer! I have a second Instagram account and it’s dedicated to detailing, as well as my other hobby, car spotting! (It hasn’t been updated in a hot minute though)
October 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I detail cars in the summer! I have a second Instagram account and it’s dedicated to detailing, as well as my other hobby, car spotting! (It hasn’t been updated in a hot minute though)