Hadn't played one of these in a hot sec, but if you give me the chance to Remember Some Recent-ish Dudes On The Twins, I simply cannot resist

Friendly reminder that Matt Wallner is faster than you think (approximately Willi Castro speed last year!)

Thank you, Twins fans!

Much more baseball to come.

I once got to eat Hawk Harrelson’s 80th birthday cake on the job, but that pales in comparison to the opportunity to eat Cory Provus’ and Dan Gladden’s visages in cake form

This really just feels like the only good way to start a brand-new social feed.