Diamondplate Dave
@diamondplatedave.bsky.social
Geek, sniggler, JOAT, based in Upstate NY.
He, him.
He, him.
Heck, it's probably right there in the Signal chat.
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Heck, it's probably right there in the Signal chat.
By boycotting mega-businesses this week, I saved 30-40-50, no, 100%! That's right, 100% off everything this week! And, no stress of trying to figure out who has the 'best' prices and what is actually cheaper and what was marked up last week. I've stocked up on necessities ahead of Trumpflation!
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
By boycotting mega-businesses this week, I saved 30-40-50, no, 100%! That's right, 100% off everything this week! And, no stress of trying to figure out who has the 'best' prices and what is actually cheaper and what was marked up last week. I've stocked up on necessities ahead of Trumpflation!
There's no honest (or moral) way to become a billionaire.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
There's no honest (or moral) way to become a billionaire.
It's good at the new Pedo Island National Park. 16 and under get in free, as well.
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
It's good at the new Pedo Island National Park. 16 and under get in free, as well.
So where did Don Jr. get the rest of his supply for the day?
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
So where did Don Jr. get the rest of his supply for the day?
Fun fact: You can wash and re-use those zip-lock bags. I also save the zip-lock product bags and use them for lunch sandwiches, leftovers, etc. A lot of them are not recyclable, but you can reuse them one or more times depending on what you put in them.
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Fun fact: You can wash and re-use those zip-lock bags. I also save the zip-lock product bags and use them for lunch sandwiches, leftovers, etc. A lot of them are not recyclable, but you can reuse them one or more times depending on what you put in them.
Unsubscribed to most promotional emails. Haven't spent anything so far since Wed except some locally-made treats.
Going to continue boycotting as long as I can. Immigrants are not our enemy; billionaires and corporations are. We have to cut their financial lifeblood any way we can.
Going to continue boycotting as long as I can. Immigrants are not our enemy; billionaires and corporations are. We have to cut their financial lifeblood any way we can.
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Unsubscribed to most promotional emails. Haven't spent anything so far since Wed except some locally-made treats.
Going to continue boycotting as long as I can. Immigrants are not our enemy; billionaires and corporations are. We have to cut their financial lifeblood any way we can.
Going to continue boycotting as long as I can. Immigrants are not our enemy; billionaires and corporations are. We have to cut their financial lifeblood any way we can.
"Weird" Trump is still salty about Walz. Where's the Trump-Epstein files, weirdo?
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
"Weird" Trump is still salty about Walz. Where's the Trump-Epstein files, weirdo?
What's the correct term for 10 pounds of lies stuffed into a 5 pound post?
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
What's the correct term for 10 pounds of lies stuffed into a 5 pound post?
From the CDC website:There is no reason to believe that leeches on the cervix are not the best treatment for Black Bile, Ill Humours, Hysteria and other Disorders of the Womb, and preventing impregnation by Incubi and other Evil Spirits. Physicians should exercise care to avoid the Vagina Dentata.
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
From the CDC website:There is no reason to believe that leeches on the cervix are not the best treatment for Black Bile, Ill Humours, Hysteria and other Disorders of the Womb, and preventing impregnation by Incubi and other Evil Spirits. Physicians should exercise care to avoid the Vagina Dentata.
I just cancelled all my Amazon Subscribe and Save subscriptions. I'm going to cancel their emails on the 24th or 25th. I'm boycotting Black Friday through Christmas.
Krampus is coming for Bezos!
Krampus is coming for Bezos!
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I just cancelled all my Amazon Subscribe and Save subscriptions. I'm going to cancel their emails on the 24th or 25th. I'm boycotting Black Friday through Christmas.
Krampus is coming for Bezos!
Krampus is coming for Bezos!
"the modern Prometheus..."
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"the modern Prometheus..."
A Halligan tool used to be something you found on a firetruck, not in the DoJ.
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
A Halligan tool used to be something you found on a firetruck, not in the DoJ.
"Captain Bone Spurs, meet Prince Bone Saw. Prince Bone Saw, meet Captain Bone Spurs."
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"Captain Bone Spurs, meet Prince Bone Saw. Prince Bone Saw, meet Captain Bone Spurs."
I watched Biden at the debates. I guess I'm the only one who thought he did OK? He discussed several countries and seemed to have understanding of what was going on with them and the US. He said the wrong name once, but he obviously knew who he was talking about. Trump is clearly addled.
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I watched Biden at the debates. I guess I'm the only one who thought he did OK? He discussed several countries and seemed to have understanding of what was going on with them and the US. He said the wrong name once, but he obviously knew who he was talking about. Trump is clearly addled.
"No! It's horrible! I can't watch this Taco Bell Crunch Wrap move through my system!"
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"No! It's horrible! I can't watch this Taco Bell Crunch Wrap move through my system!"
"Big Pharma claims disease is caused by beings so small we can't see them. I believe disease is caused by demons and evil spirits that humans cannot discern. There's no difference!"
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"Big Pharma claims disease is caused by beings so small we can't see them. I believe disease is caused by demons and evil spirits that humans cannot discern. There's no difference!"
There's a lot of research and study already done on Climate Change, and the Trump Abomination is ignoring that. Oh, and the vaccine studies...the autism studies....they only seem to believe studies that agree with their viewpoint. Perhaps they should just use a Ouija board?
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
There's a lot of research and study already done on Climate Change, and the Trump Abomination is ignoring that. Oh, and the vaccine studies...the autism studies....they only seem to believe studies that agree with their viewpoint. Perhaps they should just use a Ouija board?
The bacon I buy is 12% more yesterday than it was a month ago. A jar of mayonnaise is $9, and a 12" pumpkin pie is $12.
That's via DaveDash- me, running into the store.
That's via DaveDash- me, running into the store.
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The bacon I buy is 12% more yesterday than it was a month ago. A jar of mayonnaise is $9, and a 12" pumpkin pie is $12.
That's via DaveDash- me, running into the store.
That's via DaveDash- me, running into the store.
We've all seen that old painting of the Russian family in the sleigh, tossing a baby to the wolves.
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
We've all seen that old painting of the Russian family in the sleigh, tossing a baby to the wolves.
I just watched Trump saying Democrats are keeping the government shut down to give prisoners and illegals money. The Republicans are just going to lie about what they voted against, if there even is a vote. Grow a spine, all of you!
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I just watched Trump saying Democrats are keeping the government shut down to give prisoners and illegals money. The Republicans are just going to lie about what they voted against, if there even is a vote. Grow a spine, all of you!
I just watched Trump saying Democrats are keeping the government shut down to give prisoners and illegals money. The Republicans are just going to lie about what they voted against, if there even is a vote. Boo! For Shame, all of you!
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I just watched Trump saying Democrats are keeping the government shut down to give prisoners and illegals money. The Republicans are just going to lie about what they voted against, if there even is a vote. Boo! For Shame, all of you!
What are they trying to hide? Hmmmmm.
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
What are they trying to hide? Hmmmmm.
Who is running Trump? Why, Lord Vader is standing right behind him.
"I find your lack of continence....disgusting."
"I find your lack of continence....disgusting."
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Who is running Trump? Why, Lord Vader is standing right behind him.
"I find your lack of continence....disgusting."
"I find your lack of continence....disgusting."
"Salami again, M**********r! I dare you! I double-dog dare you!"
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"Salami again, M**********r! I dare you! I double-dog dare you!"