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Dice Prophet
@diceprophet.bsky.social
Dungeon Master of Ceremonies. Seriously needs to STFU & finish the 1st draft of his novel & alpha build of his video game. Son of Vietnamese immigrants. Somehow a dad. Fuck off genAI, hatemongers, & clout-chasers. Doodling >>> Doomscrolling!
Theodore (15) has lung cancer 😢 We’re gonna keep him as comfortable as possible as long as he wants to keep living but I figure we’re in the endgame now. #pets #dog
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Added a fifth unique enemy: THE SNEK to the game I’m working on during my free time. #gamedevelopment #pixelart #gamemaker
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Turns out I forgot to account for the PLAYERS hurtbox so we were spawning the sword hitbox, registering a false hit (that caused no damage, so we didn’t obviously detect it) on the player, & de-spawning in the same frame 🤦‍♂️

As always, the problem was me, i.e. the player object

Behavior is now fixed
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Congratulations on her transition #darksouls #eldenring
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Fixed a typo that was causing the inventory system to glitch out & occasionally crash. Adding objects to the world (e.g. the ring) that you can activate to add to your inventory. #pixelart

I’m giving myself ~1 hour of dev time every work night so progress has been admittedly glacial but consistent!
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“CRANK THAT, SOLDIER BOY!” The knight shouts to his squire as he hands him a spent crossbow
October 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I’ve never ever played #FinalFantasyXIV.
Guess what I’m GM-ing for in a few weeks 😅
October 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
*youth pastor voice*: Do you know who also spread discord? An angel named LUCIFER
October 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
September 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every night I spend an hour on #Udemy learning how to make 2D pixel art games via #GameMaker.

Today we’re implementing some 2020s classic enemies: bats & murder hornets!
September 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
#GameDev has been my preferred “fiddling while Rome burns.” WHAT’S YOURS?!
September 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
September 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
#GameDev Progress Report - September 22nd, 2025

I'm getting the basic framework of an inventory and equipment system. Fixed a bug where the objects were being added to the list but not being properly drawn. It has been years since I programmed professionally and EGADS it shows. #gamemaker
September 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Dumbass Doodle of the Day: inspired by my brain misreading a sign on a church #doodle #drawing
September 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hack n’ slash #gamdev progress

Implemented cutting grass effects and enemy hit and death effects

All credit goes to @heartbeast.bsky.social for this most excellent #udemy #gamemaker course!
September 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
When the government abuses its authority, citizens have the right to oppose it. This is called the “Right of Resistance”…

…Further, they have the right to replace it. This is called the “Right of Revolution”.

#KeepYourHandsOffEizouken #SayakaKanamori #quotes #EizoukenniwaTewoDasuna
August 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Some actual #gamedev progress? IN THIS ECONOMY?!

Grass has been touched and cut
At this rate I'll have a viable alpha build by 2030 😅
August 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Today in #DnD: the Religion skill & the Acolyte background does some amazing work
August 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Without downloading new pics where are you mentally?
August 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
#GameDev progress so far:

Working through some #Udemy courses around #GameMaker & 2D #pixelart whenever I’m off-the-clock.

So far I’ve made six levels of a 2D side-scrolling platformer & started a top-down Zelda clone.

Hoping to GITGUD enough to activate participate in some upcoming game jams!
July 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
June 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Post a random photo it everything will go wrong in June
June 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Double-dipping with the QRPs

I feel that this moment from Princess Mononoke wherein Ashitaka catches an enemy samurai’s arrow & fatally returns it to the sender is more badass than most Shounen-style earth-shattering space-laser fights because of how grounded & clean it is. Sometimes less is more.
May 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Helmet? During a pitched combat scene? How are we gonna know who’s who?!
May 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Minor gripe that I always notice, but does not affect my enjoyment whatsoever: when characters are not wearing the appropriate head gear for the situation they’re in. Usually it pertains to lack of head coverings, insulating or protective, when in an extreme weather or combat scenario, respectively
May 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM