Dick Vein Dyke
@dickveindyke.bsky.social
Pretty enough for all normal purposes. Surprisingly NSFW.
Going to see Wake Up Dead Man tonight with the boys before a single spoiler hits 🙌
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Going to see Wake Up Dead Man tonight with the boys before a single spoiler hits 🙌
I haven’t seen Wicked: For Good yet, but I’m already pretty sure they missed out on an incredible opportunity to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern these divas.
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I haven’t seen Wicked: For Good yet, but I’m already pretty sure they missed out on an incredible opportunity to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern these divas.
People are going FERAL for my emotional support pile of Nerds Gummy Clusters over on Instagram 💕
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
People are going FERAL for my emotional support pile of Nerds Gummy Clusters over on Instagram 💕
Benny Safdie as Bowser Jr reveal deeply personal for me, a fellow weirdo director who mains Bowser Jr.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Benny Safdie as Bowser Jr reveal deeply personal for me, a fellow weirdo director who mains Bowser Jr.
Need to st@b someone with the “Kiss Me I’m Italian” knife 🇮🇹
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Need to st@b someone with the “Kiss Me I’m Italian” knife 🇮🇹
Surprise! I’m wearing the same thing I wear to every wedding!
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Surprise! I’m wearing the same thing I wear to every wedding!
Something about hotel lighting…
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Something about hotel lighting…
Inside of me are two wolves…
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Inside of me are two wolves…
These two songs dropping in the same weekend has completely destroyed my mental health 💕
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
These two songs dropping in the same weekend has completely destroyed my mental health 💕
My full Black Phillip costume, made from mostly thematically-appropriate @sinnerwear.bsky.social gear 🖤
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My full Black Phillip costume, made from mostly thematically-appropriate @sinnerwear.bsky.social gear 🖤
Naked! In The Poconos
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Naked! In The Poconos
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Y/N
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Y/N
I just remembered the color puce
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I just remembered the color puce
I’m being trained for a big promotion at work (not guaranteed) and it’s draining my life force
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’m being trained for a big promotion at work (not guaranteed) and it’s draining my life force
Pro tip: if you wear someone else’s jock strap at the club, you don’t have to do your own laundry ❤️
October 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Pro tip: if you wear someone else’s jock strap at the club, you don’t have to do your own laundry ❤️
