Remember when I said I wouldn’t campaign on Remembrance Day and then took a camera crew and local candidates to take photos with veterans? Good times.

Look. We need to prioritize our apology considerations. We don’t dole out the sorry’s without due diligence. Nothing’s been uncovered about healthcare mismanagement thus far that requires an apology, but I’m sure there always could be unless we have a proper scapegoat.

Definitely beforehand they could. I would imagine someone would really need both hands if they’re going to attempt fucking an ostrich.

Pretty sure they used a few tanks of propane to get that fucker up there.

This is such a law enforcement issue, not an awareness issue. Travelling around the province regularly…I see nearly no police presence. Many people fly on the highway going at least 20-30 over the posted limit all the time. -ND

How’s your success interviewing the Premier? I’d be happy to provide you with a proper set of faux responses that would likely sound more Tim than Tim.

Look. Most men are like tomcats spraying everything. Plus you don’t want a stinky bird now do you? Do your wife a solid. #DabYourDink

Best I can do is a lobster-themed monorail.

But just imagine the beachfront condos!

I’m a parody. This happens. Hope you have a sense of humour. 😉 -ND

You’re expecting far too much Mary.