Listen: *someone* has to cast darkness in the fireworks store basement, otherwise the fireworks won’t be as beautiful

This evidence comes to light only days AFTER I subscribed for a year?! Crap! fuck!

Take a long step back and fuck your own face

It’s straight up palace politics. The trick is to be sycophantic, toe the line, commit felonies, be bombastic enough to get into the grift circuit but not bombastic enough to tank public sentiment.

They tend to have trouble with the last part because they always have to one-up each other for Favor

Same thing with FO76 lmao

Well well well, look who just stepped out of the Black Hole Sun music video

Some idiot cell way back when was like, “ 🤔 what if I was more?” and made it all of our problem

That’s what the character Chunk from The Goonies ended up becoming

Fortnite is just an actualized form of the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. In this essay, I will…

Same. I learned to read with the first books and I read probably hundreds of fanfics between the ages of 13 and 17 (2005 -2009)

Luckily, I had varied interests so I had more going on in my life than only that, but that part is in tatters

Glad I never got a tattoo, at least

Yeah I bounced off Ubuntu in 2013 because of the process/jargon but switched to Mint and it was really painless. Much more introductory-friendly nowadays

Of course it can, I’ve read The Veldt

‘member when segways were going to kill bikes lol?

PBJ went out honorably, couldn’t have asked for a better outcome for our boy tbh

typos are good actually. they indicate the artisanal quality of a post wabi sabi style