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Disney wishes a Happy Columbus Day to those who celebrate.

Beloved Sopranos scene where Tony Soprano says "Columbus discover the America! He trade la migliore disease blanket for STD!"

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 2h

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AI Slop That Supports Your Cause Is Sill Slop

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 2h

Remembering Margaret Thatcher on what would have been her 100th Birthday.

Margaret Thatcher searches under a house for union activity

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Milhouse explaining that his mom thinks the quoted post below is cool

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 12h

"They Pull A Knife, You Blow Up A Giraffe. He Sends One Of Yours To The Hospital, You Send One Of Them To The Bouncy Castle."

- The Inflatables (1986)

amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 23h

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 12h

(Frog Measles)

"I'm feeling Light 4 for Frog Measles" - Anthony Fantano

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 12h

That's a typo

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 17h

Our AI experts were able to determine this is fake by knowing that halftime shows are not 3 hours long and also some things about AI.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · Dec 23

Bones and All, Charlie Brown! (1973)

Snoopy feeding Woodstock a hot slice of Woodstock's mom

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

Pac-Man (Series, 1982 - 1984)

Left: Designed with Activists in mind - a "body-positive" DEI-infused woke Ms. Pac-Man [derogatory]

Right: Designed with Gamers in Mind: A Ms. Pac-Man sex doll with no brain, spinoff or agency [based]

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you for your query. According to our in house AI, it is because she popped it out of her stinky pussy.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

For Your Consideration

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

Our researchers needed to see how many Jesses would zoom in.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

Pac-Man (Series, 1982 - 1984)

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

Disney Prime is saddened at the news that Diane Keaton has la dee died. One of the most popular Keatons of her generation, Diane accrued countless awards, including an Academy Award for Best Actress in Annie Hall (1977) for making an ugly, self-absorbed, unfuckable pedophile seem merely neurotic.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

We just think he's neat!

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

We would attribute TRON'S failure to fundamental shifts in our key demographic, coupled with the overall crumminess of TRON.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

Disney Prime is saddened at the news that Diane Keaton has la dee died. One of the most popular Keatons of her generation, Diane accrued countless awards, including an Academy Award for Best Actress in Annie Hall (1977) for making an ugly, self-absorbed, unfuckable pedophile seem merely neurotic.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

Nonsense. We have it on good authority that hundreds of food fights have broken out at an @alyankovic.bsky.social performance.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 2d

While we love baseball, in the time it took to watch tonight's game, you could have slept through 2.25 screenings of John Carter.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 2d

While we love baseball, in the time it took to watch tonight's game, you could have slept through 2.25 screenings of John Carter.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 2d

@mariners.com Congratulations to the Nintendo Windwakers. We respect your efforts tonight to ensure everyone went home sober.

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