Ditsy Von Whatsit
@ditsy.bsky.social
Former copywriter / producer. Current underachiever and avid introvert.
Donald Trump has no memory.
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Donald Trump has no memory.
It might if it’s quarters and you throw it hard enough 🤷🏻♀️
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 AM
It might if it’s quarters and you throw it hard enough 🤷🏻♀️
The U.S. and its federal government are broken. We’re on our own.
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 AM
The U.S. and its federal government are broken. We’re on our own.
And what’s the rate of inflation again?
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 AM
And what’s the rate of inflation again?
Trump’s voice is even higher than he is 🪁
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Trump’s voice is even higher than he is 🪁
He did what he was told to do by the self-described Secretary ofWar.
December 2, 2025 at 7:37 AM
He did what he was told to do by the self-described Secretary ofWar.
The decision Admiral Bradley made was to follow Hegseth’s illegal order.
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The decision Admiral Bradley made was to follow Hegseth’s illegal order.
And off to the Supreme Court they go.
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
And off to the Supreme Court they go.
Trump’s America isn’t classified as America or qualified or capable.
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Trump’s America isn’t classified as America or qualified or capable.
👏 Best question on the internet 👏
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
👏 Best question on the internet 👏
Wonder how much they were paid to remain anonymous and invisible.
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Wonder how much they were paid to remain anonymous and invisible.
⚡️ NEWSFLASH ⚡️
Trump is an asshole.
Trump is an asshole.
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
⚡️ NEWSFLASH ⚡️
Trump is an asshole.
Trump is an asshole.
Why? Simple question. Why would Biden set up the Honduras president?
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Why? Simple question. Why would Biden set up the Honduras president?
It’s a crime against humanity.
Trump, himself, is a crime against humanity.
As is his entire administration, including the Supreme Court.
Trump, himself, is a crime against humanity.
As is his entire administration, including the Supreme Court.
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
It’s a crime against humanity.
Trump, himself, is a crime against humanity.
As is his entire administration, including the Supreme Court.
Trump, himself, is a crime against humanity.
As is his entire administration, including the Supreme Court.
Or a bad one.
The guy wasn’t a new recruit. He made a decision and abandoned his oath. There are consequences — until the pardon kicks in, anyway.
The guy wasn’t a new recruit. He made a decision and abandoned his oath. There are consequences — until the pardon kicks in, anyway.
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Or a bad one.
The guy wasn’t a new recruit. He made a decision and abandoned his oath. There are consequences — until the pardon kicks in, anyway.
The guy wasn’t a new recruit. He made a decision and abandoned his oath. There are consequences — until the pardon kicks in, anyway.
What‘s happening in Indiana is terrorism. What’s happening in Venezuela is terrorism. What’s happening in American cities and on our streets is terrorism.
Trump and his pull-toys are terrorists, while GOP refuses to stop him.
Trump and his pull-toys are terrorists, while GOP refuses to stop him.
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
What‘s happening in Indiana is terrorism. What’s happening in Venezuela is terrorism. What’s happening in American cities and on our streets is terrorism.
Trump and his pull-toys are terrorists, while GOP refuses to stop him.
Trump and his pull-toys are terrorists, while GOP refuses to stop him.
Not all Americans are criminals, but …
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Not all Americans are criminals, but …
Well, she did her part and had her sister-in-law, the mother of her nephew, deported.
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Well, she did her part and had her sister-in-law, the mother of her nephew, deported.
Aileen Cannon is MAGA’s Alexa.
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Aileen Cannon is MAGA’s Alexa.
Fine. He’ll issue an Executive Order.
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Fine. He’ll issue an Executive Order.
The little guy should, at the very least, learn to spell.
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The little guy should, at the very least, learn to spell.