When they're babies we had to discourage them from hanging off our necks and arms with their prehensile tails because we don't want them to try that when they weigh 70+ lbs.

Honestly I'm 40 and didn't think I'd recall this stuff. Do you want facts about binturongs or kinkajous or large cats? I'm your girl.

Also as soon as she mentioned the tiger Romeo, my autistic ass started spitting facts about him that I learned when I was 12. He was half a ton! His paws were the size of dinner plates! He had a whole acre to himself! (Why do I recall this? Neurodivergence.)

I saw "have pride June" out of order to the other skeets and was like "yeah, June is Pride month, obviously. We're all gonna have a pride June"

I might be very tired.

Anyway I'll be on I street later if anyone is bored I guess.

I should be in Chicago in October or so and this is on my list if you want to double date!

As a creative who occasionally has people going "why are you having a life, make my book!" I had initial sympathy.

As a person living in the US in 2025, how dare they take a fucking break. What are they even doing.

Your eyes! You're adorable, honestly.

And yeah, being a silly little anything translates to being a big angry version of said thing. You get what you get.