Lizzy McGuire
@dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social
Be kind. Read good books. Make art. Do no harm. Take no shit.
Look. I’m trying.
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Look. I’m trying.
I couldn’t type the quote because it’s too long…
Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle
Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I couldn’t type the quote because it’s too long…
Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle
Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This one time, my mother dressed me as John Wayne Gacy for Halloween.
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This one time, my mother dressed me as John Wayne Gacy for Halloween.
“And everyone in Balencia gowns with red corsages, and big dance palaces full of music and lights and racial impurity and gender confusion. And all the deities are creole, mulatto, brown as the mouths of rivers. Race, taste and history finally overcome. And you ain't there.”
- Angels in America
- Angels in America
October 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“And everyone in Balencia gowns with red corsages, and big dance palaces full of music and lights and racial impurity and gender confusion. And all the deities are creole, mulatto, brown as the mouths of rivers. Race, taste and history finally overcome. And you ain't there.”
- Angels in America
- Angels in America
Shel Silverstein keeps watch over my living room…or at least that one chair.
February 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Shel Silverstein keeps watch over my living room…or at least that one chair.
Unless it’s an approval for the spinal MRI you denied for my husband or an approval for my steroid eye drops that cost $700 a month…it’s not gonna be any different.
January 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Unless it’s an approval for the spinal MRI you denied for my husband or an approval for my steroid eye drops that cost $700 a month…it’s not gonna be any different.
When you and your plant are both kind of sad, you do light therapy together.
January 26, 2024 at 1:37 PM
When you and your plant are both kind of sad, you do light therapy together.
My child and I are both very consistent when it comes to picking the color of our shoes.
August 28, 2023 at 10:29 PM
My child and I are both very consistent when it comes to picking the color of our shoes.
Doing art things with my kid
August 10, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Doing art things with my kid
Happy Sunday, heathens.
August 6, 2023 at 2:34 PM
Happy Sunday, heathens.
I shouldn’t be trusted to bake with my child.
Can of beans because I couldn’t find the rolling pin, and hatchet cookies because that’s the only cookie cutter I have.
Can of beans because I couldn’t find the rolling pin, and hatchet cookies because that’s the only cookie cutter I have.
August 5, 2023 at 8:03 PM
I shouldn’t be trusted to bake with my child.
Can of beans because I couldn’t find the rolling pin, and hatchet cookies because that’s the only cookie cutter I have.
Can of beans because I couldn’t find the rolling pin, and hatchet cookies because that’s the only cookie cutter I have.