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DJ Albo in Da House!!! Prime Minister of Australia and leader of the Australian Lobby Party.
In case you missed it, I got married on the weekend. Fellow Awztraylians, meet the in laws
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
In case you missed it, I got married on the weekend. Fellow Awztraylians, meet the in laws
Some fascists are good people.
Here's me. "The Yanks are cooked (and cooking the rest of us)"
The Yanks are cooked (and cooking the rest of us) - The Shot
American authoritarianism is an echo of tyrants’ past and its own unique perversion: shrouded in goldleaf, ski masks, and utter bullshit.
theshot.net.au
September 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Some fascists are good people.
My government will not be putting the ABC board into administration, that’s a right reserved for unions only. My heartfelt apologies to Israel for having to come to grips with this verdict.
Justice Rangiah in his own words in Lattouf v ABC penalty decision.
The broadcaster has been ordered to pay $150,000. I was previously awarded $70,000 for hurt and distress.
ABC has spent in excess of $2 million on legal fees.
The real cost to Aunty is immeasurable.
The broadcaster has been ordered to pay $150,000. I was previously awarded $70,000 for hurt and distress.
ABC has spent in excess of $2 million on legal fees.
The real cost to Aunty is immeasurable.
September 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My government will not be putting the ABC board into administration, that’s a right reserved for unions only. My heartfelt apologies to Israel for having to come to grips with this verdict.
Jillian Segal has assured me that the money we’ve “Advanced” to her and her envoy is being well spent.
Nepo baby Hugo Lennon cosplays as a “concerned centrist” online, but when he wanted to know which version of Mein Kampf to buy there was only one group he turned to. Today we reveal Auspill’s neo-Nazi connections. www.theage.com.au/politics/vic...
‘Don’t mention Hitler and you’re sweet’: The great March for Australia deception
Anti-immigration rallies that have drawn tens of thousands of Australians are being secretly controlled by neo-Nazis – part of a co-ordinated “fraud on the public”.
www.theage.com.au
September 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Jillian Segal has assured me that the money we’ve “Advanced” to her and her envoy is being well spent.
There have been some disturbing scenes and reports about Neo Nazis marching through the streets of Victoria. I want to assure everyone that our new Anti Semitism envoy has informed me they’re going to take immediate action and deport every single uni student.
August 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
There have been some disturbing scenes and reports about Neo Nazis marching through the streets of Victoria. I want to assure everyone that our new Anti Semitism envoy has informed me they’re going to take immediate action and deport every single uni student.
Don’t tell anyone we just slipped the US of Trump a cool $800 in cold hard cash because Scomo we don’t undermine the Libs, Ghost 😜👍
The lnp have always undermined Australian interests overseas.
July 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Don’t tell anyone we just slipped the US of Trump a cool $800 in cold hard cash because Scomo we don’t undermine the Libs, Ghost 😜👍
You pesky commies and greenies always trying to make out like I’m weak as piss, that’s why I’m teaming up with my lobby mates to criminalise you lot!
Albo's 'progressive patriotism' at work. Yesterday we found out they'd chucked another $800 million onto the trash-fire that is AUKUS. Today they announced their capitulation to Trump's demand to weaken our health regulations to allow for US beef imports. Really kicking goals there mate!
July 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
You pesky commies and greenies always trying to make out like I’m weak as piss, that’s why I’m teaming up with my lobby mates to criminalise you lot!
Shhh…no one’s gonna know or give a shit!
July 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Shhh…no one’s gonna know or give a shit!
I don’t give a flying fuck about our members. They’re still stupid enough to think we listen to them
“There is immense frustration that Australia has been so slow to back strong words with strong actions
…It’s time for the government to listen to the large majority of Labor members, and communities we represent”
Let's be clear; the Albanese govt has taken NO action.
www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
…It’s time for the government to listen to the large majority of Labor members, and communities we represent”
Let's be clear; the Albanese govt has taken NO action.
www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
‘Immense frustration’: Labor base demands sanctions against Israel
Almost 80 Labor branches have passed motions calling for Australia to impose sanctions on the Netanyahu government and sever military ties with Israel.
www.smh.com.au
July 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I don’t give a flying fuck about our members. They’re still stupid enough to think we listen to them
If we call it a Genocide, I’ll be jailed by the antisemitism envoy I just set up!
What’s happening in Gaza is not a war. Calling it a war is a deliberate attempt to obscure the truth.
Let’s name it up.
It’s a barbaric slaughter, a genocide, a mass murder. And Labor has made Australia complicit.
End the genocide and free Palestine ✊🏼🇵🇸
Let’s name it up.
It’s a barbaric slaughter, a genocide, a mass murder. And Labor has made Australia complicit.
End the genocide and free Palestine ✊🏼🇵🇸
July 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
If we call it a Genocide, I’ll be jailed by the antisemitism envoy I just set up!
Don’t worry love - my next move will be to enshrine a Santos voice to Parliament- without the referendum
"Australians were asked to vote on same-sex marriage. They were asked to vote on an Indigenous Voice to Parliament. But on the question of whether speech critical of a foreign state should be criminalised, we are not asked."
johnmenadue.com/post/2025/07...
johnmenadue.com/post/2025/07...
Antisemitism, free speech and a dangerous redefinition: How one envoy is rewriting the rules
The recent synagogue fire in Melbourne is being used as a blueprint for sweeping changes to Australian law.
johnmenadue.com
July 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Don’t worry love - my next move will be to enshrine a Santos voice to Parliament- without the referendum
The crisis within Victoria’s child care system regarding abuse is very disturbing as more details come out. Our government will put an end to this awful situation . I’ll be appointing the Advance group to tackle antisemitism.
July 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
The crisis within Victoria’s child care system regarding abuse is very disturbing as more details come out. Our government will put an end to this awful situation . I’ll be appointing the Advance group to tackle antisemitism.
Like your judgment on WMDs you stupid old cunt
July 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Like your judgment on WMDs you stupid old cunt
lol, it’s got nothing to do with antisemitism mate 😉
Jillian Segal wants to censor the media to prevent antisemitic content. The first place she might look is Sky News, Seven and The Spectator, writes Bernard Keane.
So, will News Corp, Seven and other platforms for neo-Nazis and promoters of antisemitic theories be censored?
Jillian Segal's extraordinary proposal to personally censor media outlets would mean Australia's most right-wing broadcasters and magazines would be 'assisted' to avoid antisemitism.
www.crikey.com.au
July 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
lol, it’s got nothing to do with antisemitism mate 😉
I’ll remove all unions, they’re all antisemitic.
Construction industry leaders are calling for a further inquiry into the Queensland CFMEU branch to allow for the perpetrators of alleged violent attacks to be removed from the industry.
Calls for further inquiry into Queensland CFMEU to change culture 'forever'
Construction industry leaders are calling for a further inquiry into the Queensland CFMEU branch to allow for the perpetrators of alleged violent attacks to be removed from the industry.
www.abc.net.au
July 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I’ll remove all unions, they’re all antisemitic.
I’m happy to shut down uni students protesting genocide, but News Ltd and Pauline Hanson have a right to free speech.
Opinion | A coronial inquest into the death of Kumanjayi Walker found the cop who killed him was racist. But as Celeste Liddle writes, the lack of interest from the media shows that Aboriginal deaths still matter less than others.
Kumanjayi Walker was killed by a racist cop. But our media and courts are more focused on white victims
The inquest into the killing of Kumanjayi Walker found the officer who shot him three times was racist. But the justice system and media class have proven we have a long way to go until Aboriginal lives matter.
www.crikey.com.au
July 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I’m happy to shut down uni students protesting genocide, but News Ltd and Pauline Hanson have a right to free speech.
That’s exactly what we want you to do. Great work Jennifer 😘
It actually helps if I care a little less.
July 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
That’s exactly what we want you to do. Great work Jennifer 😘