Whew chile those tribunals gon be 🔥🔥🔥

I hope someone told him not to thaw the turkey before frying.

I’m sure they want to get rid of her once & for all.

lol WHAT?!?! There absolutely are coaches who whine about it often.

no that was the patriots

He’s just really upset that he got all dressed up yesterday and Zohran still didn’t call him.

Outside Zohran’s apartment:

Oh God I hope Trump doesn’t start calling him Bubba

Exactly. It was a comment on how he’s gone from communist enemy to welcome guest of Trump, what’s next? President? Before today if you’d asked me what was more likely, ratification of an amendment changing the nbc requirement or Trump fanboying over Mamdani, I would have said amendment.

I LOVED Caprica!

I truly believe America’s obsession with dystopian books & movies manifested the shit show we’re living in now. At some point we as a nation are gonna have to come together and binge-watch Hallmark movies and all 9 seasons of Family Matters.

He’s scared. Let’s keep him that way.

Had no idea Maserati made SUVs.

Secret Service woulda tackled me to the floor after I ripped that finger from his hand with my teeth.

When the family immigrated to America, they shortened their surname to Queef.

I am acquainted with two men who were shot by their dogs. I thought this was only a red state phenomenon.