Deion Flanders
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Deion Flanders
@djkahn.bsky.social
dad, husband, DJ, basketball fan.
former personal trainer to Don Knotts.
he/him.
here’s a mix of some songs I like.
https://www.mixcloud.com/Constantine_Nicholas/modern-eclectic-and-mostly-chill/

Brooklyn, NY
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social early Hannukah gift for myself and my family
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What is the greatest board game cover ever and why is it Master Mind
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
What is the greatest board game giver ever and why is it Master Mind
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Me and my wife last weekend after two carafes of sake. LOOK AT THE CONTENTMENT.
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
She love me
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
One follower away from 1500. Who’ll be the unlucky soul to get me over the line?
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'd wash the sand off the shore
Give you the world if it was mine
Blow you right to my door
Mmm-mmm, feels fine
Feels like you're mine
Feels right, so fine
I'm yours, you're mine
Like paradise
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Me reading the thing
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Look, I know it’s not realistic, but neither was the Luka trade. Only reason this trade failed is because they’d have to wait until after 12/15. Add as much draft compensation as you want, everyone gets something.
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I almost just snarfled my nose clean off my face
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We here
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Sir, we finally finished removing all traces of your name from the files.”

“Good, now like I’ve been saying, I’ve always wanted the files released!”
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Wife and I out to dinner to celebrate our 16yo’s birthday
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A crazier version that 200% works after 12/15. Let’s do it NBA, let’s build a monster in the east and let it be the Celtics.
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I know this is wild and will never happen, but if the Cs can somehow shave off like $1.7m this trade works after 12/15 and the Luka trade has me thinking anything is possible.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
My wife and 10yo went to the Nets game last night and it turned out it was Biggie Night and Lil Kim performed at halftime. Got some bobbleheads.
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My Tupperware after keeping baked ziti in it for one day
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
“Rudolph William Louis Giuliani were you bobbing for spaghetti AGAIN young man?”
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It works
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Jesus Christ
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
THIS IS NOT HOW I AM
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM