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DJ Sprite
@djsprite.bsky.social
im currently comatose in a new bugatti
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Join my seminar on how to make a passive income in a uniquely modern way: Slow Release Salvia Pouches Vending Machines.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Graffiti outside the IFC center is my full review:
October 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
That shit ruled
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I get to see the best movie of next year tonight : )
October 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
they should let you euthanize nintendogs
October 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
saw a guy spontaneously combust today on the way to the gas station to get Rockstar™ Pure Zero Fruit Punch. No other energy drinks even come close, taste yummy and zero sugar. Honestly after thinking about it, when the time comes I think I wanna go out like that guy.
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Alright that's enough. Weed World is the last thing this economy is gonna take
October 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Making a tech startup. We are gonna be the first vapable insulin powered by the blockchain.
October 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Slop of the night
October 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"It's only round 4 nobody can pack-a-punch before dog round"

Kristi Noem:
kristi is stacking attachments like she thinks each gives +15 damage to dogs
October 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
September 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
September 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Slop of the mornin
August 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
some clips from the bf6 beta
August 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
just saw fantastic 4 and there are some shots that look like a smosh video in that movie
July 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
that settles it im applying to be a citizen of donkey kong country
July 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
how do u achieve this build
July 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
found the best 40 seconds of alan wake 2 in my playthrough
June 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Smoke green crack out of my penor, you must
June 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Slop of the day (no kings only wings)
June 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Slop of the day
May 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My fatass thought these were nitrous
May 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Slop of the day
April 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Tried the new kratom infused latte at Starbucks #NotImpressed
April 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM