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I’ve used Liquid Glass for 5 minutes and I already hate it.
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This I can live with.
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Well that’s somewhat ironic.
December 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The typos write themselves now.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Good morning.
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I hate that Venmo forces you to use a phone number as your primary login ID, so anyone can just spam you with password resets that go right to your texts. What a complete joke.
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Mandatory waffles. 🧇
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Happy Balck Friday
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
We come from the land of the ice and snow…
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Greetings from the snow belt.
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Uh-oh. 👽🧬🦠
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Find someone who looks at you the way Donald looks at Zohran.
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Joke’s on her.
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Up early to catch a flight, went to get a coffee around the corner and saw this. There was one woman working in the entire store, she told me her two co-workers called in sick and she had been there since 4:30 AM. She was cheerful, though. Be kind to people, you never know what they’re dealing with.
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
After I opened the door, he didn’t even stick around to eat the bait that was in-between himself and freedom. He just took a flying leap over the peanut butter cracker and off into the bushes.

Good luck, little guy. 🐭
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I love these no-kill, poison-free, glue-free traps. You just catch them and release them out in the park so they’ll never find their way back.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Woke up this morning to discover a mouse had finally wandered into one of the traps we set in the kitchen after discovering some nibbled food packaging a few weeks ago.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Perfect afternoon for an impromptu hike.
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Someone lost their Pete. 😢
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The Presidential Walk of Shame?
November 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
🎅🎁
November 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Ah, Exododus. My favorite book of the Bibible.
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
“I need a really clever name for my restaurant that everyone can remember and nobody holds a trademark on.”
November 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
There’s a lot going on here.
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM