Dr. Mantis Toboggan
@docta-tobogganbsky.bsky.social
Trust Me, I'm a docta. unfortunately not the real Mantis Toboggan, just an idiot named Brian that yells about sports, bourbon, and food
Rodgers has more situational awareness than the entire Steelers coaching staff combined
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Rodgers has more situational awareness than the entire Steelers coaching staff combined
You could see the ayahuasca kick in
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You could see the ayahuasca kick in
Lololololol
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Lololololol
What.the.fuck.are.you.doing
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
What.the.fuck.are.you.doing
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How the fuck do you manage to get a taunting penalty after you give up a TD? Cam is drunk
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
How the fuck do you manage to get a taunting penalty after you give up a TD? Cam is drunk
Yeah this shit is over
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Yeah this shit is over
Lolololol
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Lolololol
Well that should about do it
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Well that should about do it
Since it’s NHL network and they’re run by assholes, I have to find an online stream for the game. It’s a mind trip to hear Mearsy on the call for the other team
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Since it’s NHL network and they’re run by assholes, I have to find an online stream for the game. It’s a mind trip to hear Mearsy on the call for the other team
Between the current bullshit going on and the 4 Nations team going full MAGA chud, I’ll probably be rooting for Crosby to stack another gold metal
I have no faith in Team USA to make the right choices and I am very much expecting something like this.
Also, this may come as a shock, I'm not exactly in the mood to be rooting for Team USA in the current climate.
We suck as a country!
Also, this may come as a shock, I'm not exactly in the mood to be rooting for Team USA in the current climate.
We suck as a country!
much like this, you know the US is going to galaxy brain it and do something like take Patrick Kane over Logan Cooley
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Between the current bullshit going on and the 4 Nations team going full MAGA chud, I’ll probably be rooting for Crosby to stack another gold metal
Jesus that’s got to be like trying to tackle a fucking pickup truck
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Jesus that’s got to be like trying to tackle a fucking pickup truck
This defense is absolute dogshit
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This defense is absolute dogshit
This Pens/Preds broadcast is absolute dogshit
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This Pens/Preds broadcast is absolute dogshit
What the fuck was that throw?
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
What the fuck was that throw?
I’m already over the Hayes experience in 2025
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m already over the Hayes experience in 2025
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Harry Truman: If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Harry Truman: If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.
Un-fucking-canny
Rust looks like he's aged about 25 years lately. Everything he does looks like it is in slow motion and a total zero defensively.
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Un-fucking-canny
Brunicke is going to make mistakes, but I’m completely over the Clifton experience
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Brunicke is going to make mistakes, but I’m completely over the Clifton experience
Hey it’s last year again
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hey it’s last year again
Man F these Gordie Howe stats. He was playing against dudes that were smoking in the locker room and were plumbers in the offseason
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Man F these Gordie Howe stats. He was playing against dudes that were smoking in the locker room and were plumbers in the offseason
Man, favorably quoting Mario Cuomo and calling him a great New Yorker after you just kicked the shit out of his asshole, predator son that turned to Islamophobia as a campaign tool against you…fucking savage
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Man, favorably quoting Mario Cuomo and calling him a great New Yorker after you just kicked the shit out of his asshole, predator son that turned to Islamophobia as a campaign tool against you…fucking savage
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Kinda bummed Dick Cheney isn’t here to see this
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Kinda bummed Dick Cheney isn’t here to see this
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I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.
I’m half shitfaced at 3 in the afternoon, thanks Steelers
November 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’m half shitfaced at 3 in the afternoon, thanks Steelers