Matt Grote
@dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social
Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician
Why would I do that!!!
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Why would I do that!!!
Just out here trying to save the world 💅
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Just out here trying to save the world 💅
I hope instead of fixing it properly they just dub the dialog like "that strange man is pumping oysters up your butt!"
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I hope instead of fixing it properly they just dub the dialog like "that strange man is pumping oysters up your butt!"
Also that's funny as hell
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Also that's funny as hell
He's 11/immortal
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
He's 11/immortal
Yes, they're enormous and perfect
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Yes, they're enormous and perfect
The cat taught me, we had a dog
December 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The cat taught me, we had a dog
It has been airing since 1975
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It has been airing since 1975
Oh god it's bleeding through
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Oh god it's bleeding through
Still a stupid bitch with a thick ass, fabulous tits and bipolar depression
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Still a stupid bitch with a thick ass, fabulous tits and bipolar depression
"What if you could get full coverage perfect skin, perfectly cook the entire bird in almost half the time, make it easier to carve, without having to fuck around with flipping it or bagging it or anything"
"No thanks I love to suffer"
"No thanks I love to suffer"
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"What if you could get full coverage perfect skin, perfectly cook the entire bird in almost half the time, make it easier to carve, without having to fuck around with flipping it or bagging it or anything"
"No thanks I love to suffer"
"No thanks I love to suffer"