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dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
@dollypilled.bsky.social
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I’m normal I promise :) yes I am a real CPA
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Small baby caturday or smth
A black cat with his back feet on the seat of the toilet and his paws INSIDE THE BOWL?? A black cat who was definitely not caught conversing with a white and purple stuffed pig in a bed (she’s escaping as I take the pic) The same cat as the last pic getting a stern talking to. She is listening intently and begrudgingly Both of the cats when they were very young, cuddled on the couch, leggies tangled up
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I don’t care if this was fake it’s still hilarious
A screenshot of a deleted Ken klippenstein post showing a screenshot (probably doctored) of trump at a Fox press conference in a maroon turtleneck and black blazer next to a different photo of Mandani in the same outfit. The caption is “trump stole madanis whole flow!”
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Cooks illustrated editor: hey did you get that chonqing chicken recipe written up?
Writer: yep, got it written up real sexy just like you asked
Editor: what?
Back into the wok goes the chicken, along with the spice mix that hugs the crevices of the meat's crust
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Folks they’re calling her the babiest to ever do it
A little black cat asleep and tucked into a black soft blanket Same cat zoomed out slightly so you can see the little lump she makes in the blanket Now she’s sleeping upside down with her one snaggle tooth hanging out of her mouth
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Making big moves 🤫🤫🤫🫥🫥🫥
A contract for $0.93 that Mamdani wins the election, payout is $1 if yes and $0 if no
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Does this one belong… @thelouvreof.bsky.social
Screenshot: onion person @junlper.beer posts a screenshot from twitter: MILO @Nero: 1 am 41, and the doctor thinks I have a brain tumor. I've been passing out a lot lately. Monstrous headaches. My vision is unpredictably bad. I'm not hungry-and I'm always, always hungry. Tingly fingers. The works. And of course I've been ignoring these symptoms for months. A reply to the post on twitter in the screenshot: Jennifer Fallan O @sugaree2012: Not trying to be hyperbolic but what if they remove it and you’re gay again? A reply to onions post on Bluesky: Ryan Ritter @ndtex.gamin4aven.org: The right wing thought of being trans, gay, autistic, etc is a worse fate than death is...well it's something I can't really put into words. A reply to Ryan’s post on blue sky: ErinWillBeStardust @moonshoterin.bsky.social: Past tense? They do right now and always have
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Hey NHL, …. What?
Keller, Schmaltz combine for 4 points, Mammoth edge Bruins
October 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Not to flex on anyone but she regularly climbs into my lap (sometimes against my will) to lounge on me like this
A black cat looking a little sleepy on a person lap, arms outstretched.
October 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I have to take my frog to get surgery today everyone say good luck tomato
A small yellow and red frog lays in a little cave of dirt with plant vines around him
October 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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2% is a rounding error
Please chill
Chart of the SNP over the last 12 months and today does not even register compared to the drop from the tariff war (from which it has entirely Recovered btw)
October 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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FREE MY MAN BIG SANDWICH
Big Sandwich [11110001] @siltyloam... • 44m this transphobe guarantees i haven't read any of transphobe jesse singal's writing. you're right, i haven't, i don't support transphobes like you, cunt. suitjanitor.bsky.social @suitja... • 45m tf are you talking about? Guarantee you haven't read any of his actual writing but that's fine because this is your preferred reality: (Images of person creating monsters to be afraid of meme) Big Sandwich [11110001] @siltyloam... •42m this is the same shit the mods around here did when singal first pulled up btw. this entire website was made popular by trans shitposters, then she's fucking ticks leeches showed up to court pedoph (screenshot cuts off) Account was disappeared
October 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Every website is a better website if you simply use adblockers (multiple) check this out
A website where the main text is almost completely covered by ads and shit Same website now visible after turning on adblock and ublock origin
October 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Stupidest country ever
Vance said it's possible to "have some fun at the absurdity of the Democrats" and questioned Jeffries calling the post of him in a sombrero as racist. "I'll tell Hakeem Jeffries right now, I make this solemn promise to you that if you help us reopen the government, the sombrero memes will stop,' " Vance said.
October 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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This was beamed directly to my brain
Yellow Human Resources meme with riker as the you’re so sweet guy and the one quarter betazoid guy as the Human Resources guy
September 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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ASSOCIATED PRESS: Trump doesn’t remember what happened bc he’s spending his last days blasted on Hpnotiq smh
A bottle of light blue liquor
September 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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This is baloney
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September 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Ordering this is a cry for help, they don’t even give you the drink they just call you a case worker
Photo of a cup of coffee, description: COLD.BREW+ESPRESSO (SUPER NOVA) $5.90 - $9.90 cold brew+espresso. "I mean, it fuckin works like magic."
September 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Thought everyone should see this
A small chiikawa plush next to a black cat. There are nondescript plushies and cat tree in the background. Riker from Star Trek tng is on a tv in the background
September 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Rudy Giuliani hair leaking image
September 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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That’s right, I’m a nazi for calling people shitlibs. Those are the same thing.
Blocked by 496 users via lists dethveggie.bsky.social Deth Veggie 16 days ago People who use "Shitlib" as a pejorative, and similar wackos - view subscribers Tankies, Nazis, Trumpists, Transphobes & other Bigots, Anti-vaxxers, folks who say "scratch a liberal...' " or "genocide joe", , and other assorted wackadoodles. Don't need these know-nothing fools in my feed. @ godsaidsavebluesky.bsky.social God ... 7/2/2025 If you see this list you explode - view subscribers this explosion brought to you by @catwithagun.bsky.social
August 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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hmmmmmmmmm
headline reading 14 abandoned cities with eerily beautiful architecture by architectural digest and the picture is just the eiffel tower in paris france....
August 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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This is somehow more embarrassing than just being a trump fan
A rednote account of a person named “fuck America and prez 47” and their profile pick says fuck trump
August 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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They could never take rednote from me
A comment on a video of a person putting a blue head covering on a monkey, slowly revealing the monkeys face, and when it does, the monkeys eyes are closed serenely. The comment is a screenshot of the video of the monkey with eyes closed captioned “oh… memories of past lives flood my mind, I remember! I remember everything!” From yesterday at 7:49 pm from Gansu, China
August 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Next FredoTech™ product- Brain Can Dodge®
Info graphic depicting how the normal sized brain takes brain damage when struck but a superior small brain can dodge the strike
August 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM