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Dan Voltaire
@dominustempori.bsky.social
39 yo sciencey gay • lefty • orchid addict • data monkey • Bristol UK

Religious views: Eurovision • the Metric System
He/Him

Often in tandem with ‪@joedunckley.bsky.social‬

Occasionally found in 🇵🇹 flavour.
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You & me both, Monty. 🍆
So does that mean someone (or some animal) was infected with both strains at once?
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
That's what they want though. To make themselves less, to make themselves smaller... It's a 'worthwhile' thing for them if it means they see fewer brown faces.
With this there would have been no Mo Farah. No Freddie Mercury. No Lenny Henry. No George Michael. No Meera Syal. No Sadiq Khan. No Sajid Javid. No Salman Rushdie. No Hanif Kureishi.
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It's so fucking Tory coded...

Case in point:
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It's definitely that time of year again.
December 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I think it goes without saying that 1) this is sexist and 2) people don't go to restaurants for their *daily* calories. We're not all la-de-dah Lords eating out every sodding evening.
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Tardis been on the mounjaro
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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🎄Jesus Christ was going to be called Gary until Mary stubbed her toe
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Here we go
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Absolutely support this icon.
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Seeing wildly jarring bits of London & Cardiff riverside in #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea
December 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
No husband plays Tomb raider ep today @raidercast.bsky.social ?
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Made an absolutely banging smoky chicken and mushroom risotto.
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My neighbour (well my neighbour's girlfriend, who I don't know that well) just came round saying "I work in a bakery, here are some lemon meringue doughnuts for you".
😍
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Christmas parties + actual Christmas + school reopening... this won't stop spiking until Blue Monday.
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I don't know why but this is still so weird to me.
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Nigel Farage won't apologise for his history of racism because "if he apologised, he would be turning to his own support base and saying, ‘You’re all guilty too,'" a Reform source tells the Times.

So essentially he was a racist and he believes his supporters are racists too
December 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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começaram a decorar as árvores da pracinha da Vila Bluesky
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
She's got a point (it was about sportsballs). I never understood why the UK gets to compete as 4 separate nations at the sportsballs. It'd make more sense to select the best from every nation & put forward one team... surely?
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The earphone slowly popping out of my ear in stops and starts sounded just like V'Ger in that Star Trek film.
December 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
WTAF is this headline? WTAF?! WTF?!
The Home Office hopes the deportation of UK-born children will be seamless', a minister has said
Labour minister wants 'seamless' deportation of UK-born children
www.thenational.scot
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I would watch that film 👀
gays will be like “boyfriend reveal!”
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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How typical of the lefty BBC to get Nicolas Maduro to read a CBeebies bedtime story! Cancel the licence fee!! 🤬
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM